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despite everything, pokemon sun/moon will be sold here
Saturday, 12-Nov-16 00:23:12 UTC from web-
@zennx i was worried that without any actual store to set up the maximum price the internet sellers would charge an absurd price like they've been doing, but now it is all fine
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ok guys, I finally got a smartphone
recommend games and stuffFriday, 11-Nov-16 22:53:33 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sg5ljk0ZkM
And that's how Steven Universe was made
Friday, 11-Nov-16 22:24:22 UTC from web -
my car has no stickers on it at all because i'm not a slave to the machine, man
Friday, 11-Nov-16 20:54:30 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation my mom's old car had a "honk if you like Jesus sticker"
we used to flip off the people who honked
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@mrmattimation funny enough, a lot more people honked at night for some reason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZbxWvc9O6M
It passes butter
Thursday, 10-Nov-16 15:23:54 UTC from web -
South Park's production times are always down to the wire but to produce an entire new episode in less than a day would be crazy even for them.
Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 13:42:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation what if they had 2 episodes all along?
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@zennx I've considered the possibility, especially since there was a dark week last week where no new episode aired, but I feel like if they HAD prepared two episodes they would have refrained from releasing promos until after the election, like they did with "Obama Wins" in 2012.
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in completely related news I will be moving to Norway, where it's high enough that my nuclear bunker won't be underwater
Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 09:19:33 UTC from web -
GG Trump
no ReWednesday, 09-Nov-16 09:18:40 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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ABORTIONS FOR ALL
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 21:54:31 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin sign me up for 3
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@zennx Tiny American flags for others!
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Guy:"I have been waiting for the right time, but I'd rather make it right by my own hand"
*gets on one knee*
Girl:"Oh my god"
Guy:"Will you..."
*takes out small deep blue box*
Girl:"I can't believe this is happening"
Guy:"do me the honour"
*opens box, it's a tiny pizza bagel*
Guy:"Of coming with me to eat a bunch of pizza and watch a lame sitcom"
Girl:"YES YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!"
*eats pizza bagel*Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 19:52:13 UTC from web -
Just watched Jason Bourne
Holy batcave this movie was boring
pseudo hacking
boring main plot about conspiracies that we don't even get to know what they were about
It tries to set out that Jason is some kind of super soldier but what it manages to prove is that everyone in the CIA is Potato Knishesing pathetic at their job.
The main villain has the "JRPG Big Bad" syndrome, instead of just killing Bourne outright he makes plots and creates a web of intrigue big enough to catch buses in it
it Climaxes WAY to early and then proceeds to then shove a 15min long car chase culminating in a pathetic excuse for a fistfight
6/10 at least the cinematography wasn't cherryTuesday, 08-Nov-16 07:40:50 UTC from web -
oh and by the way
YOUNG JUSTICE SEASON 3 IS CONFIRMEDTuesday, 08-Nov-16 07:10:22 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 02:00:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation draw him like one of your non-female looking girls
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@mrmattimation that's weird I thought throwing jabs at eachother was our combined shtick
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why can't the cherrying Director just assume that I know how Batman became Batman
why don't we get the story of the time Batman was a member of the League of Shadows and was being groomed to be the next Ra's Al-Ghul
Why can't we get the story of how Magneto created Genosha
AND WHY THE banana IS SCHNEIDER STILL ALLOWED TO WORK IN THE MOVIE BUSINESSTuesday, 08-Nov-16 01:59:41 UTC from web -
why does every single superhero movie need to have a bananaing origin story in it
Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 01:40:57 UTC from web -
le epic picture of le epic trump http://rainbowdash.net/url/852760
Monday, 07-Nov-16 23:38:16 UTC from web -
I feel like it's been a really long time and I just played along like I knew but......... what is "net flicks"
Monday, 07-Nov-16 22:48:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's the ancient net throwing technique used by fishermen to catch large amount of small sized fish, like sardines or anchovies
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@zennx It's all in the wrist
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@thelastgherkin actually it's a mix between the wrist and combined shoulder and hip movements
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My sister just talked at me about Doctor Strange for like 10 minutes, this is what I get for not staying until the end of the credits
Monday, 07-Nov-16 22:36:29 UTC from web-
@zennx 1) I needed a wee and 2) I honestly don't give enough of a batcave about the whole "ooh Marvel is so interwoven" thing
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@tiffany 1) what are you a pregnant lady? Control your liquids man.
2)It's not about it being interwoven, there's always something randomly silly like the Shwarma scene on avengers
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@zennx they'd already done the silly one in the middle of the creds, also I will pee on you
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I'm really worried about this election because South Park airs the next night and if they made the wrong prediction they'll have to pull the episode.
Monday, 07-Nov-16 21:24:00 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation the hell are you talking about, most of the SP episodes are written and recorded on the same day
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@zennx ...no? They're done in the six days beforehand. They've NEVER written, voiced, animated, rendered, and delivered an entire 22-minute episode in a single day.
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I don't get padded rooms in insane asylums
they say they put them there in case the patients decide to start running at the walls
why the balls would you not start ramming the walls once you get into a padded room, it's like being on top of a slide and not sliding down
WHO'S THE REAL CRAZY PEOPLE HERE?Monday, 07-Nov-16 21:22:41 UTC from web -
social... juices warrior?
Monday, 07-Nov-16 21:04:06 UTC from web -
The new Extra Exclusive song in DDR A is such a disappointment, but it pushed Come To Life down to EE1 which means I can play it without grinding out four sets first, so I'm happy
Monday, 07-Nov-16 05:27:07 UTC from web-
@redenchilada as a GH player I'm obligated to say that ladies like me more kuz it's all in the wrist
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@zennx Get off your butt and do a 15 on pad dork
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@redenchilada @zennx I meant a 16 sorry http://pny.lv/1204a
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Anyone here live in Barnegat New Jersey or anywhere in a 10 mile radius from here such as Toms River? ????
Monday, 07-Nov-16 03:25:02 UTC from web-
@shiningarmor ok, I get your enthusiasm dude, but try to sound a little bit less like you wanna date-rape-murder-butcher someone
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@zennx oh heck no I'm not about that. I'm just here cuz the community is great. Not looking for any of the following of what you just said. Sorry if the context sounded off. http://rainbowdash.net/url/852677
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man now that i have everyone's attention can i maybe talk to you guys about jesus?
Monday, 07-Nov-16 01:44:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation go away
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@mrmattimation sure, waddayawanna learn?
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what the Potato Knishes are you- YES WE SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT, THAT'S LIKE TWO JAWS MOVIES IN ONE http://rainbowdash.net/url/852635
Monday, 07-Nov-16 01:40:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation what do they mean can't figure out why?
Bicephalea occurs when eggs of fish and reptiles encounter sudden temperature spikes and valleys
it's either a volcano near the area or global warming
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I've had my low points but at least I've never found diapers sexually stimulating
Monday, 07-Nov-16 00:53:54 UTC from web- moonman likes this.
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moonman likes this.
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@tiffanywhat I find incredibly unsexy: Smoking
GIGANTIC turnoff for me, I actually broke up with a girl because she started smoking.
and a while ago I found out that smoking bjs are a thing
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@zennx I used to really hate smoking and I would still rather it not be a thing but tbh I don't think it would be a dealbreaker for me anymore
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and another thing, what's the deal with Alvin and the Chipmunks?? Who came up with that one???????????
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 23:10:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'm more concerned with who came up with the Chipettes, kuz I'm pretty sure the law is pretty clear on this since:
Furries are to be kept on the dankest parts of the internet and of furry conventions, anyother place and they can and WILL be beaten so hard they'll cough up fur balls
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who even is the dumb mongoloid asshole who invented the qwerty keyboard, what kind of a psycho do you have to be to arrange letters in that way
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 23:03:16 UTC from web- freyo likes this.
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@mrmattimation So you want an azerty keyboard?
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@mrmattimation if you don't like it you can always use an azerty keyboard, like the hipsters and the FFFFFFREENCH *washes mouth*
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@chen No, @mrmattimation wants either Dvorak or Colemak.
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i'm super excited for the exploration of beth's character next season
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 22:40:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany pretty sure her character is completely developed by now
>huge daddy issues
>Married Idiot and is miserable about it
>Pride in her work but not satisfied with it
>Deep alcoholism (due to everything listed above)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQiPTM8res0 literally shook my fist and shouted "FrankerZ's sake" at this one
Sunday, 06-Nov-16 11:27:55 UTC from web
