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  1. salazzle makes me uncomfortable

    Thursday, 24-Nov-16 00:55:21 UTC from web
  2. so, got Pokemon moon
    Got Munchlax
    Had Burgers at friend's house
    my wrist-watch's bracelet snapped in two
    1-4 - counting this day as a victory

    Thursday, 24-Nov-16 01:11:25 UTC from web
    • http://i.imgur.com/tPCdTc1.jpg
      kek

      Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 19:40:44 UTC from web
      • guys I need some art stolen, who can tell me where in the mango is Carmen Sandiego?

        Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 16:53:49 UTC from web
        • there are a million and one reasons to hate hillary clinton, the emails thing is probably not one of them

          Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 12:43:35 UTC from web
        • i want this shirt http://rainbowdash.net/url/854006

          Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 12:38:38 UTC from web
        • jeez, some dickholes assaulted my friend's little brother

          Monday, 21-Nov-16 21:16:27 UTC from web
        • https://scontent.flis1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/15094839_1401860156521635_195546713369918479_n.jpg?oh=a149d26ae55aef6419b8a2db59009455&oe=58D55539

          Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:19:01 UTC from web
          • Robbie Rotten is a really fun character

            Monday, 21-Nov-16 17:52:27 UTC from web
          • remember kids, if the nihilist lesbian water gem can say no to a mutually abusive relationship then so can you

            Monday, 21-Nov-16 16:23:13 UTC from web
          • Look at me now. Would you banana me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/853894

            Monday, 21-Nov-16 14:50:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          • why does rose quartz look like they brought in a different entire animator specifically to do her shots

            Monday, 21-Nov-16 14:33:16 UTC from web
          • So apparently my sister's gf says I only give out bad advice for free, so here's me proving her right:

            You can make a quick and cheap mini-explosive by mixing toilet cleaner and tin foil on a closed plastic container (like a bottle or a jug);
            just place a ball of crumpled up tinfoil in the bottle, drop enough liquid to cover the radius of the ball, put the lid on, throw it and see what happens
            or, if you want to be a scientist and record it just shake it a bit, drop it an run
            The result should be a puff of white smoke(that will dissipate in seconds) and a very loud BANG

            NOTES:
            the explosion is due to gas release, not a quick combustion like on a grenade or a thermite bomb, so the only real danger is the shrapnel from the plastic and they should be rendered ineffective at around 4-5 steps away (adjusting for wind-speed, air drag and stuff like that)

            DO NOT try to blow it up while you are holding it, it won't blast your hand clean off but it will shred it to grape

            Sunday, 20-Nov-16 18:34:32 UTC from web
            • @gingersnap *in the back*
              What?

              Sunday, 20-Nov-16 09:13:27 UTC from web
            • how to trigger a MH player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4CkFmeCl8

              Sunday, 20-Nov-16 01:30:53 UTC from web
              • i can't believe user @ scoot got FrankerZing banned

                Saturday, 19-Nov-16 20:16:53 UTC from web
              • WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #

                Saturday, 19-Nov-16 20:16:16 UTC from ban me pls
                • People who dislike the Dune movie should be forced to walk bare-feet through a barren mountain while being narrated in whispers till they LEARN to like it

                  Saturday, 19-Nov-16 13:34:52 UTC from web
                  • You kids today and your pressing buttons to skip cutscenes. In my day, we had to press a button to skip each line of dialogue individually, and we liked it!

                    Saturday, 19-Nov-16 11:32:46 UTC from web
                  • People who spoil movies should be killed by one they once trusted
                    Like when Snape killed Dumbledore

                    Friday, 18-Nov-16 07:51:19 UTC from web
                  • local tiff becomes a terrible husk before your very eyes

                    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 23:33:47 UTC from web
                  • Sometimes I wish I could throw up at will in order to get out of conversations that quickly have taken bad turns.

                    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 23:14:13 UTC from web
                  • let us take a time to laugh at this guy trying to charge 1000 bucks for 3 digital games http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/853728

                    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 22:37:17 UTC from web
                  • Does Sonic the Hedgehog have feet or paws

                    Sunday, 13-Nov-16 21:17:58 UTC from web
                  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l57ECGnLFM
                    Too far WAY too far
                    dial it back in

                    Sunday, 13-Nov-16 01:26:21 UTC from web
                    • Who would win in a fight, Prince Phillip or Danny DeVito

                      Saturday, 12-Nov-16 19:52:34 UTC from web
                    • ate 2 pomegranates
                      I am now powered by the sugar, antioxidants and the crunchy bits of the seeds
                      it is best seed-fruit

                      Saturday, 12-Nov-16 19:30:30 UTC from web
                    • Ok, Adobe Premiere CC just DOES NOT play nice with MP4 files. I get this six frame sync issue that causes the first six video frames of any video I bring into the timeline to be dropped entirely, leaving desynced audio. I'd like to not have to re-sync my audio every time a cartoon goes into post production, it's very annoying and causes problems because of the way I export each scene individually.

                      Saturday, 12-Nov-16 17:09:08 UTC from web
                    • I put gummy worms on my fro-yo and then the first thing I did was pick the gummy worms off and eat them. Why didn't I just buy a bag of gummy worms?

                      Saturday, 12-Nov-16 01:23:45 UTC from web
                      • @mrmattimation it seems your body was subconsciously trying to make Suudzu, it however has made 3 mistakes:
                        1)Fro-yo is trash and should only be given to your worst enemies' loved ones
                        2)It's Skim milk, not whatever the hell is in a fro-yo
                        3)You need Gummy BEARS not worms

                        WARNING: Suudzu is an extremely powerful military-grade muscle relaxant and is only safe when used by Shapeshifting-Wolf-like-Gods From another Dimension/Reality or The Cheats;
                        use by regular humans will result in a sudden spike in blood pressure, cardiac arrest followed immediately by all grey matter boiling and melting.
                        Should you experience any of these symptoms please call any of the phone numbers that will randomly flash in front of your eyes, explain what you have done and you will be quickly patched through to a middle-aged black woman who will make clicking noises with her tongue and say "We told you this would happen, but did you listen, nuh-uh you did NOT!"

                        Saturday, 12-Nov-16 01:47:46 UTC in context
                    • Guys, it's 2016, okay? Donald Trump is our president. Maybe it's time to cut the Pokemon crap out? Okay?

                      Saturday, 12-Nov-16 00:37:12 UTC from web