Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 5
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@redenchilada Currently inside of your mother
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@redenchilada I will remove your gross teeth and replace them with croutons
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@ceruleanspark See I couldn't use this because both of those are confirmed facts.
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There that's all I had to say
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 17:18:27 UTC from web -
@redenchilada Scooby Dooby don't
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@mastertdi An obvious lie isn't good enough
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Someone say something stupid so I can respond with a cutting remark related to my last post
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I'm going to start talking in stupid ways like instead of saying "I'm going for a drive" I'll say "I'm going for a spin on the steel rodeo"
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 16:20:42 UTC from web -
@xeleanorxrigbyx See, that was why it was a analogous example as opposed to a direct one. ]
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@xeleanorxrigbyx Hey, some people gotta work with what they got. Like I have a friend who can't answer phone calls. Maybe you just can't bring yourself to whip out the ol' meat tenderizer and pound your beef. Who knows. I don't make assumptions.
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@xeleanorxrigbyx I read that as "whack off"
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@miki Ah. Well a fond bananas you as well
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@miki How can you just assume someone has yellow underwear
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@ceruleanspark I need you use my dick you best hop off
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@ceruleanspark Ain't nobody prettier than me, apples. You best back off
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@miki Make me the costume. I want to be Fluttershy
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@mrmattimation I will cosplay literally anything someone makes for me. Want me to be a magical girl with a thong? Make the costume to size and I'll do it
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Someone make me a vending machine out of balsa wood so I can cosplay Shizuo Heiwajima
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So I've been watching Durarara!! and it's pretty great.
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 10:39:32 UTC from web -
This just in: @ceruleanspark's whole body is going inside of my butt
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 10:29:59 UTC from web -
So hyped for Goat Simulator
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 08:11:14 UTC from web -
Evangelion AU where the Angels are benevolent and seen as gods and the Eva's are a misguided attempt to resurrect fallen gods.
Thursday, 27-Mar-14 06:29:11 UTC from web -
@northernnarwhal Welcome to New Jersey
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Okay, sub it is. Any dub that changes names is a no go.
Tuesday, 25-Mar-14 12:59:19 UTC from web -
Is the Durarara! dub good enough to justify watching as opposed to the sub? I haven't watched either but if the dubbing is ass I'm not interested in it.
Tuesday, 25-Mar-14 12:43:35 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark Because a Cleric channels the will of their god, as opposed to invoking other forces. It really depends on the lore you're using but traditionally the term witchcraft either refers to satanism or pagan practices which are at odds with a Judeo-christian concept of God.
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@thelastgherkin I'm almost 110% certain that God and witchcraft go together about as well peanut butter and woodlice
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@thelastgherkin Get off my dick
