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@thelastgherkin See, this is why you don't RP shoplifting on the interweb. It will get taken out of context, and people will think a pickle wants a princess to take it all off when really she's being instructed to return the trousers she forgot to pay off.
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Houston, we have a countdown. http://www.ponycountdown.com/
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#season2prediction Episode: Rarity notices another pony wearing a surprisingly similar hairstyle. She realizes that her look has become too mainstream and tries out a number of increasingly absurd styles. However, when she starts to belittle the other ponies' old and tired looks, they become fed up with her sudden hipster attitude and come up with a way to show to her that, although it's important to care about one's appearance, obsessing too much with being trendy and fashionable can turn your best friends away.
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*Best friend David calls after I finish work* "I hate you." Me: "...hm?" David: "Ugh, never mind..." Me: "Seriously dude, what's up?" David: "I sort of don't wanna say... I'll talk to you about it later" Me: "What's happening?" *Friendship is Magic theme tune plays on his end of the phone* David: "This... is your fault. You DICK." Hell. Freakin'. Yes.
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@carcino He's British. He has superpowers and can time-travel.
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is roygbiv a bot
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@engelhardt Too bad. You know, if you'd really cut off half your mustache, you would be able to replace it with Rarity's tail.
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Grossest thing ever today. I found a jar of Heinz Salad Cream that had been opened. Normally, this wouldn't be so bad, but the best before says "01-00". THIS SAUCE WAS BOUGHT BEFORE THE MILLENIUM PEOPLE. http://ur1.ca/4xyw4
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@greydragon412 No. That sort of thing definitely not allowed here, and if it ever is, I will leave and not look back.
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@scribus You have thumbs? Did you get those from magic or something
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Good morning! Today I woke up to find THIS in my inbox. #bestdayever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ4IjRsP7Qk
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@thelastgherkin You're not supposed to announce that part. Now they'll all know I was being NAAAAUUUGHTYYY or rude. Or something.
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"This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow..." Just hearing #michaelbolton
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Sonic is set to appear in Super Mario 3D Land. Should I be scared or flabbergasted? ... ...I need to make a video on this. http://t.co/xbIom5T
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PRO BRONY TIP! You can click the Popular tab to see lots of Dashes that were favorited a lot. http://rainbowdash.net/favorited
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@thelastgherkin Spread those legs. Gotta be nice and loose!
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Friday, 19-Aug-11 20:00:45 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin: ... THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST I think I have a new life goal now!
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This guy has the right idea. http://ur1.ca/4xsmb
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And you guys thought Bonbon's special talent was candymaking! http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9533357/bonbonsrealjob.png
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@extremedash I was like, "3 manboobs...? wat", but then I reread it.
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#randomideas We should have a day where we all use the same avatar and set our name to a random series of numbers. And using only their notices on the public timeline, attempt to figure out who everyone is.
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>Go to Mcdonalds. >Order a Big Mac >Cashier asks "Is that all for you today" >Respond with "Eeeyup".
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A dutch singer named Vader Abraham sings in German with the Smurfs. This record is from the 70's and was in the top 10 for quite for a long time back then. Prepare for goofyness http://is.gd/IlnPem
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#InOtherNews, I went to Toys'R'Us today to see if they have that display case thing with all the blind bag ponies in it. They don't. I asked them, and had a very interesting conversation with the guy who usually does all the shelving for that section. He said that ponies "aren't exactly popular" and that they just tend to sit on the shelves and take up space. (Then he asked if I was interested in either Strawberry Shortcake or Barbie, because they're more popular. WHAT.)
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@flaxx They are not gone, jesus.
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I guess there is such a thing as bad publicity: "Abercrombie & Fitch announced Tuesday that they’d be willing to offer the cast of MTV’s hit reality show “Jersey Shore” a substantial payment to NOT wear their clothes on the show, citing Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as the kind of person they do not want associated with their brand."