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  1. @venture Well, here's the basics. @kingcarcinopony is the underage alchoholic, so keep him away from your # @abigpony likes Digimon World so his opinion is invalid. @thelastgherkin is a Brit, so give him a high-five next time he comes on. @starshine has no special admin powers and should be ignored at all times. @theawesomepony is older than his typing makes him appear. Also, ignore the trawls, keep an eye out for the alfalfa monster, Scootaloo is best CMC, #, Luna is a terrible pony, and most importantly. MOST IMPORTANTLY. Don't give @nvrrmbr any attention. He hates when people talk to him. #

    Saturday, 13-Aug-11 06:25:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  2. IDEA! pony toy props based on items from fanfics! For instance, with the right sized superball, you could paint it to look like Rarity's ball from that one fic! WARNING: DO NOT MAKE PROPS FROM CLOPFICS. THAT MEANS YOU, apples.

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 22:47:08 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  3. @redenchilada THE URN OF SACRED ENCHILADAS

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 21:49:49 UTC from web in context
  4. >Draw too many ponies >Try to draw a human >Get to the hands >I remembered why I draw too many ponies.

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 21:48:31 UTC from web in context
  5. JACKxCARCINO, A FANFICTION. "Hello @kingcarcinopony, I am home now, *smoulder!* AND I am looking so handsome and also my shirt opened? *ripple!*" "Oooh Mr @thelastgherkin, oooh! *swoon* Let's do it!" "Yes. And I will leave my # on." "*gaze*" MEANWHILE ON RDN: SHIRTS RIPPING. PONIES TURNING GAY. IT WAS AMAZING. The end.

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 21:36:19 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  6. @derpy GET OVER HERE @abigpony AND LET US MAKE SLOPPY MAKEOUTS

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 21:25:55 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  7. God damn, Dan's sister is a total chav, she looks like one, dresses like one, sounds like one and worst of all...acts like one in a lot of ways .___. I thought my sister (elder of the two) could be annoying at times!

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 20:43:44 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  8. This fall, I will be watching season 4 of a criminal biker gang, season 6 of a psychopath serial killer moonlighting as a blood spatter analyst, and season 2 of a show about 6 ponies learning about friendship! Diversity is nice :)

    Wednesday, 11-May-11 16:02:34 UTC from web
  9. So let me tell you all a story about the semicolon. The semicolon is a pretty introverted guy; he doesn't like to show up a whole lot. However, when he does show up, he can make sentences better. As an example, one time I was trying to connect two sentences that were fairly closely related, but still expressed complete thoughts; my buddy, the semicolon, helped me avoid unneeded sentences. The semicolon can also help out with lists of places that contain commas, like Portland, OR; Austin, TX; and Pittsburgh, PA. However, sometimes a semicolon isn't always used properly; it's our duty to keep him from showing up where he won't help. In other news, I'm rambling about nothing again; should I go to bed? It's 4 AM.

    Sunday, 07-Aug-11 09:07:55 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  10. In other news, I am convinced that "added to queue" is Sethisto's code term for "I see that you have sent me an email."

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 16:47:49 UTC from web in context
  11. @zachariastargazer Oh, that makes me want to find them even slower.

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 19:44:50 UTC from web in context
  12. @greydragon412 Your motives are foggy, so I'm not going to find one soon.

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 19:44:06 UTC from web in context
  13. @zachariastargazer Don't be down over that! Always look on the bright side of life! Do do, do do do. Always look on the bright side of life! Do do, do do do! :D

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 19:33:32 UTC from web in context
  14. @scribus "This form of Tackle Hug is rarely attempted due to complications arising from its use. Whilst the low orbital tackle hug did cause the recipient to feel an above average level of joy, this was frequently overpowered by the pain resulting from the complete destruction of their lower spine and pelvis."

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 09:36:48 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  15. Someone should replace Pikachu with ponies! http://ur1.ca/4wg0b

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 09:12:07 UTC from Choqok in context
  16. Alright, I am new to this, but HERE GOES! Scootaloo; a fanfiction: "Alright, let's see who's here." A few minutes later, after saying a bunch of unimportant names, Cheerilee said, "Scootaloo! Is Scootaloo present?" All of a sudden the doors opened. "I'M NOT LATE!" Scootaloo yelled. "Scootaloo, why are you wearing a chicken costume? It's not Halloween." Cheerilee said. Scootaloo, in chicken form looked at herself, "Ponyfeathers, I forgot to put on my pony suit!" Meanwhile, in a land far far away where Celestia banishes ponies and then puts them in jail where she banished them to, Scootaloo sat crying. "I'm sorry I sneezed on Celestia's precious tabletop! Can I come home now?" THE END

    Friday, 12-Aug-11 08:50:46 UTC from web in context
  17. So you can get ponies in tesco now. Good. Good.

    Thursday, 11-Aug-11 21:42:31 UTC from web in context
  18. @fluttershy321 *turns into pig* Oinkquack. Fix this, now.

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 21:55:26 UTC from web in context
  19. @zachariastargazer @pachipie epic creeper status

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 21:18:10 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  20. For all Rainbow Dash's mocking of Twilight, even if she was allowed to fly, Twilight could still beat her by using her own ability: teleportation. So really, the moral of the story is that Rainbow Dash is an idiot.

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 21:16:00 UTC from web in context
  21. @greydragon412 oh, THEN cherries YOU.

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 20:56:20 UTC from web
  22. Oh man! This is so funny and true! http://is.gd/vLjk08

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 17:20:24 UTC from Choqok
  23. @celestiaforequestria We ARE IN THE SAME TIME ZONE OMG! ^^

    Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 08:55:19 UTC from web in context
  24. @greydragon412 You are sick.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 21:55:42 UTC from web in context
  25. The Cutie Mark Crusaders: Solid Snake, a chicken, and a tuft of cotton candy.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 21:52:36 UTC from web
  26. Does the term 'brony' bug anyone else? It sets a precedent, 'we are the male fans, we deserve our own community and moniker', either consciously or subconsciously that has to alienate the female fan base, or make them think that the brony community isn't for them. The whole notion of saying 'we are male fans, therefore we get a special title' is absurd. The Glee community as a whole is united under the name of 'Gleeks', fans of Lost are collectively drawn together by their bad taste, but the term 'brony' says 'we are male fans, we are special', that's really lame. And the attitude some MLP communities have toward females fans is really obnoxious. I'm not going to name names, but some IRCs have perpetuated a hostile environment toward female fans. I really wish the 'brony' term had never surfaced.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 20:48:53 UTC from web in context
  27. @quiteapickle In that case, you might be in.... B-| quite a pickle. !YEAAAAHHHHH

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 20:33:39 UTC from web in context
  28. omelette du fromage

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 19:32:52 UTC from StatusNet iPhone in context
  29. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-oxLOZBhk If this has already been posted, I'm posting it again because this is the greatest video on Youtube.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 19:06:32 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  30. @abigpony Cats are horses? What is this.

    Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 18:35:24 UTC from web in context