@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 10
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Hey, Jehovah's Witness fellow to whom I answered the door - sorry, were you in the middle of a phone call? Am I interrupting your day? What a shame for someone to unsolicitedly show up while you're doing something??
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 13:41:54 UTC from web -
My Little Pony serves up a double threat with consecutive yak and Discord episodes
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 11:19:21 UTC from web -
Monday, 21-Aug-17 21:54:06 UTC from web -
@nerthos Concept art http://rainbowdash.net/url/861516
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@nerthos As of right now - 12 midday - it is out of commission for maintenance for approximately four years.
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@ the Conservative feller on the BBC this morning saying that Big Ben's silence will be a detriment to the nation: I have never heard the bongs in the West Midlands, buddy
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"Model says all LGBT+ people should be ‘put on an island and blown up’." Buddy I wouldn't mind being blown on an island
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@tiffany That's offensive to people who are aware of the chocolate seahorse as a sexual position
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Why are there always seahorse shapes in the chocolate seashells box? Seahorses aren't shells
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@scribus You can't hear the moon over there?
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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(me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:52:21 UTC from web -
Old people keep telling me I'm too young to say "lovely jubbly"
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Saturdays are traditionally celebrated on a Friday
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@mrmattimation That thing Australians put on sandwiches?
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The lesson of Mousse T.'s "Horny 98" is that recording and producing a song is quicker than other means of communication http://rainbowdash.net/url/860916
Monday, 07-Aug-17 11:50:37 UTC from web -
@adiwan For a conservative brony, out there, it's tough
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It's tough out there for a conservative brony
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@maiyannah What an ironic punishment
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@tiffany Thanks duder
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@adiwan Whoa
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Mastodon notices are called "toots" and that is adorable
Saturday, 05-Aug-17 09:56:00 UTC from web -
Is there sex ed at Hogwarts
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Whoa, I remember dreaming about going to play minigolf but half the course was cordoned off by Donald Trump's camera crew. They were filming him playing minigolf, and doing motion capture on professional minigolf players, splicing the two together to create a 100% verifiable record of Trump getting only holes-in-one.
Friday, 04-Aug-17 07:46:30 UTC from web -
The Fellowship of the Ring movie came out when I was nine and I used to think Saruman was CGI
Thursday, 03-Aug-17 21:46:15 UTC from web -
Lord I am making poopy sand
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Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:56:40 UTC from web -
Andrea Romano has been voice directing cartoons since before I was old enough to watch cartoons
Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:24:28 UTC from web
