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Old Chinese guy who threatened to sue me a few weeks back came in today looking for vitamins that help with your memory. He must need them, because he asked me three separate times where the vitamins were. Then he tried to pay with the gift card I offered him a few weeks back, but he didn’t have the gift card, just an activation slip. I told him there isn’t enough information on the activation slip for me to charge the gift card, he tells me he never got a gift card. I tell him, sir, you’re holding the activation slip for the gift card. He says “you lie to me, i not lie to you, you mistreat customers, you bad man” and leaves. One of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.
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I find it absolutely amazing, that after the years I have been on chatting sites, the one of the FIRST ones I've joined on EVER years ago. Is still active and functioning. This is incredible.
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The President is so innocent he’s refusing to let anyone say so under oath
Monday, 02-Dec-19 01:09:26 UTC from web -
@drinkingpony There is no un-lick in life, unfortunately. You just have to live the rest of your life knowing that taste...
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death to america
Sunday, 01-Dec-19 11:49:38 UTC from web -
I wonder how long until they come looking for the body
Sunday, 01-Dec-19 04:40:24 UTC from web -
@drinkingpony 2018, it scratches every possible satisfying itch in my brain
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Hitman 2 is probably one of the best games of all time
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Almost comical how the GOP is having a hard time finding a candidate to fill the Senate Ethics Committee chairmanship vacancy.
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@mrmattimation That's fun, too. Ooh! Or, get a drone, and then run through an obstacle course while you watch yourself from a 3rd POV. It's super disorienting.
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@mrmattimation Download all of the roller coasters
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Welp, I own a VR headset now.
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@mrmattimation He looks like a giant sneezed on him.
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This day in the multiverse: Over ten thousand people died to prove a silly point.
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@mrmattimation I guess since I'm not a Californian anymore I'm okay with that.
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"What happened back there?"
"I dunno Jerry, why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe? Oh wait, you cAAaan't. They blew up." -
You know the scene in racing movies where you're coming in to the finish line, and you get a flat tire, then you spin out and hit the wall and get airborne and land on your nose and spin a couple times, finally ending up facing the wrong way on the infield? Yeah, my #NaNoWriMo project did that to me at 40,000.
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Is there a program of some kind where I can give the dimensions of a room and add reverb to audio based on the calculations of those dimensions
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I left my phone at a Best Buy in the next town over for four hours for a super simple screen replacement and I came back and they told me to drive to the hellmouth that is Reston, Virginia, which is a seven hour drive away from me (approx. two miles), because my phone is one millimeter too big to fit in their fancy machine they use to pull screens off. I despise the Geek Squad, they have literally never helped me with anything.
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hey buddy you're hogging the equipment http://rainbowdash.net/url/875351
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:11:08 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:09:46 UTC from web -
wall street etc http://rainbowdash.net/url/875349
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:09:13 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Oh. I had actually thought Regina, haha. Wrong anyway. :p
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@mrmattimation Dolores?
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I have a coworker whose name sounds like Scooby Doo trying to pronounce lady parts.
