Notices by orungano (tiff), page 17
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it's extremely easy to make someone with extreme right views look stupid. all you had to do was leave Milo alone for 15 minutes and he just straight-up admitted to wanting to cherry children. it's THAT simple.
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the count dankula situation is so frustrating. 1) obviously locking someone up for a (bad) online joke is ridiculous. 2) it makes the side of the person you're trying to tear down look far better than you
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i've lost a lot of blood over the past week and i'm pretty sure i'm due to faint any day now
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how come there's peacocks in the front yard?
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 23:39:57 UTC from web -
What a week!
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 22:09:55 UTC from web -
guess who just called things off with the girl he's been working towards going out with for several years
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 22:09:48 UTC from web -
seems my replies tab stepped on a bug
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 19:00:00 UTC from web -
@awl it's a completely public space and i can only assume an individual could get up there for free without hassle
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@scribus yeah it's a pretty popular location for jumpers and i can literally see it from my desk
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saw someone jump off a car park roof yesterday and at the risk of sounding callous that's a huge grapeing mood
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somebody kill me where i Fluffle Puffing stand because nothing on this stupid planet is worth being alive for
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me: [makes significant progress with my long-time crush over the course of a year]
my brain: yeah i've come to the conclusion that you don't ever actually want to be in a relationshipWednesday, 21-Mar-18 17:29:47 UTC from web -
@tiff Suck a million dicks! Go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen from choking on a million dicks!
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@scribus just realised I can feel my asshole. Like, legally. Apparently this was an ability he shared with most angles and curves
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The Decemberists — I'll Be Your Girl / ALBUM REVIEW https://tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/19/the-decemberists-ill-be-your-girl-album-review/
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Man, Stefan Karl's cancer is back, and it's inoperable this time :(
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before I get out, I'll put cancer in the water
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i hate making eye contact and everyone hates me so it would explain a lot if i had ASD
Thursday, 15-Mar-18 22:29:59 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation i think about this a lot too
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as i get older, my balls fall lower. this, of course, doesn't let me kiwi any faster, because my balls are farther away from my papaya.
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unhappy
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 22:11:46 UTC from web -
My job involves me dealing with millions of pounds worth of properties and livelihoods and I don't put the appropriate amount of care into it
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:31:41 UTC from web -
keep almost oversharing and deleting lol
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:27:16 UTC from web -
Imagine having a job that pays you extremely well, where you get to work with great people and half the time can get away with doing no work. Imagine actually having a chance with your crush of several years. Imagine having so many friends that you're never bored or lonely. Imagine discovering the passion that you've been searching for your entire life. Imagine being me and having the audacity to reject all of the above
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I wish I had a worse job and less people who cared about me
Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:03:35 UTC from web -
Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 23:59:21 UTC from web -
Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever
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I'm a bad guy
