Montgomery William Richard Spee's home timeline
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Nine seasons and a dipping sauce
Sunday, 02-Apr-17 18:03:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark 97 years rick and morty
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@tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.
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@ceruleanspark nuggets
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Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
Thursday, 30-Mar-17 18:42:42 UTC from web -
TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 22:13:28 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark that's how the man gets you
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So Rob Schrab continues his campaign of kiwiing terror on twitter
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 20:48:53 UTC from web -
It's unfortunate that the only trans* representation I can think of in Doctor Who is a stretched piece of skin and a horse
Tuesday, 28-Mar-17 14:25:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin what about Misty
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@thelastgherkin Or that one time lord The Doctor shot in the face
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@ceruleanspark She's from Destiny
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Monday, 27-Mar-17 22:20:51 UTC from web -
In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.
Monday, 20-Mar-17 19:14:27 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Gay for Moleman yes
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I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 23:23:43 UTC from web -
I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 23:09:10 UTC from web -
The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 22:07:39 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark do what I do and get some Vietnamese lady who kiwi talks you to her colleagues in her own language to cut your face
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@mrmattimation Typical american attitude. "Just buy a person and make them do it"
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"If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 20:55:47 UTC from web -
There are no bees in Equestria
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 18:28:41 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark There are no buses in Gensōkyō.
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@adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.
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@ceruleanspark Nice creepypasta. 10/10 would post again.
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Mai just told Joey to kill himself
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 16:02:43 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation keep my beloved franchise out of your mouth
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@mrmattimation So no one told you life was gonna be this GAY
m14brony likes this.
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in another few hours the sun will rise
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 13:06:03 UTC from web-
@tiffany What the Fluffle Puff does that mean
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THE ONLY ONE WORTH WATCHING, MUSHI
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 12:27:38 UTC from web -
Living the Imperial dream: https://i.imgur.com/hJJ9ltO.jpg. Be Rich, Fly a Dick.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 01:21:02 UTC from web -
pokemon
Saturday, 18-Mar-17 15:45:20 UTC from web-
@tiffany I wanna be the very BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST
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@ceruleanspark you can win it in a minute if you spin it spin it spin it
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I'll just leave this here https://github.com/reek/anti-adblock-killer
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 15:58:07 UTC from web -
Hey RDN, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:16:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark huey lewis and the fake news
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I only know one word of Farsi and it's on the filterlist.
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 00:57:38 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark is it because you know it
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sorry to the person who got offended because i insulted russia????????? i didn't think that was a controversial opinion to have????????????
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 22:29:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It was Putin himself.
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If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon-fiber stucco lath. Now parge the lath.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 21:03:25 UTC from web -
WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #banmepls
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 23:18:15 UTC from ban me pls -
The CIA's guide to using Git properly https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_1179773.html
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 16:36:16 UTC from web -
Mako saying "THE OCEAN IS A VIOLENT AND UNPREDICTABLE FORCE, JUST LIKE MYSELF" is the funniest thing I've heard all week
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:32:21 UTC from web-
@tiffany THE OCEAN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED
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@ceruleanspark RIGHT OCEAN?
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@tiffany WHY DON'T YOU EVER ANSWER ME OCEAN?
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Monday, 06-Mar-17 21:59:50 UTC from web
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this total 9/10 hottie i went to school with has such low standards and it makes me wonder if i could have boarded that choo choo train
Monday, 06-Mar-17 19:03:47 UTC from web-
@tiffany smashing grape
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@ceruleanspark isn't that a band
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@tiffany Cerulean Spark, standing politely.
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Horizon: Zero Dawn is the best thing I've played in years
Monday, 06-Mar-17 18:12:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark My favorite game since skyrim
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It's weird that you guys would start talking about Ross. I messaged him on hangouts with "Rest in peace, Ross" like 2 days ago. Of course, there was no reply.
Friday, 03-Mar-17 21:56:43 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@ceruleanspark Probably the sp00ks are behind this. You disturbed his spirit.
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@ceruleanspark Ross in peace
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hey, if chris and I rebooted MattimationGames, what kinds of videos/games would people wanna see
Friday, 03-Mar-17 21:42:57 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation GNU Social visual novel.
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@mrmattimation It's funny because I met my now ex-girlfriend Rita in that guys streaming channel, back when he was just a worthless hack of a streamer. I feel like it would kill him inside to know that I got a girlfriend out of watching him cry about not having a girlfriend
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@mrmattimation Zork speedruns
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