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  1. Thanks http://pny.lv/1ddkp

    Thursday, 23-Feb-17 17:52:22 UTC from web
    • @thelastgherkin you sell clocks through RedBubble, right? How's that work? Do they print an image on a pre-mapped clock, or do you have to lay the numbers out yourself?

      Thursday, 23-Feb-17 14:00:04 UTC from web
    • It'd be nuts if we could see our own eyelashes

      Thursday, 23-Feb-17 07:46:00 UTC from web
      • literally all I want is a comprehensive chart that shows me which hair colours are produced by which parents' hair colours

        Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 22:11:18 UTC from web
      • Did you know they do these things called emojis

        Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 22:45:19 UTC from web
        • Did you hear about the guy on youtube who gets angry that he's playing a game but continues to play it, even though nobody is forcing him to

          Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 21:23:17 UTC from web
          • Did you guys hear about the guy on youtube who reviews things but is really angry and sarcastic all the time

            Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 21:19:10 UTC from web
            • "I'm having steak for a change."
              "Oh, that's rare."

              Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 17:34:23 UTC from web
              • http://pny.lv/1d768 Don't we know one of those guys

                Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 16:05:56 UTC from web
              • There are many songs that are cursed but the only song that is haunted is the Ohio Players' "Love Rollercoaster"

                Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 14:53:03 UTC from web
              • The Chemtrail Brothers

                Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 09:11:00 UTC from web
                • its

                  Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 08:49:49 UTC from web
                  • I dreamed RDN finally changed it's name to Cartoon Fox Network and all it took was one little paedophile scare

                    Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 08:49:41 UTC from web
                  • How was your day?

                    Monday, 20-Feb-17 10:06:14 UTC from web
                    • Dreamed there was another artist named Gherkin who drew FNAF/Winnie the Pooh mashups and some South American guy got really angry at him but confused him for me so commissioned someone to make a flash animation of that other Gherkin's OC (an anthro Yoshi) sucking Garnet's dick and then sent it to my workplace on something called a "Famicon tape" (an audio cassette the size of a video cassette?) and the new meme was to copy the flash animation with other characters and set it to this song http://pny.lv/5uwn

                      Monday, 20-Feb-17 09:49:18 UTC from web
                      • i am no longer content aspiring to become god-queen of mastodon when i can instead become god-queen of the fediverse

                        Sunday, 19-Feb-17 19:59:37 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com
                      • I love toys

                        Saturday, 18-Feb-17 21:23:42 UTC from web
                        • Childish Gambino cover of "Africa" incoming????

                          Saturday, 18-Feb-17 12:12:31 UTC from web
                        • http://pny.lv/1cu1u

                          Saturday, 18-Feb-17 11:07:09 UTC from web
                          • The Crash Bandicoot brand, or Crash Brandicoot,

                            Saturday, 18-Feb-17 10:34:48 UTC from web
                            • I found the Falco porn, if anyone was still in suspense about that

                              Friday, 17-Feb-17 16:14:58 UTC from web
                            • http://pny.lv/1crhy

                              Friday, 17-Feb-17 15:12:12 UTC from web
                              • My favourite celebrity couple is Hideo Kojima and Mads Mikkelsen

                                Friday, 17-Feb-17 12:48:45 UTC from web
                                • Concept: interactive/singalong Rocky Horror style Star Wars Episode IV featuring all the unfunny and overused jokes made about that film

                                  Friday, 17-Feb-17 10:35:26 UTC from web
                                • http://pny.lv/1cqtt This annotated version of Mouth Moods lyrics is a good read.

                                  Friday, 17-Feb-17 09:57:41 UTC from web
                                  • http://pny.lv/1cqsl

                                    Friday, 17-Feb-17 09:41:47 UTC from web
                                    • I wonder what Falco Lombardi porn that one guy's avatar is cropped from

                                      Thursday, 16-Feb-17 10:09:08 UTC from web
                                    • Mitch Hedberg: The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."

                                      Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:17:09 UTC from web
                                      • Cowboy life hack: keep saying "buffalo" until you form a sentence

                                        Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:15:06 UTC from web
                                        • You don't wanna see my hand, where my hand be at?

                                          Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 19:16:32 UTC from web