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I hate working in the deli. Worst job in the whole store. Only bright side is I get to sample every single meat and cheese under the sun
Saturday, 22-Feb-20 22:14:12 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Might be flying out to Los Angeles in June for about a week. Should be interesting
Saturday, 22-Feb-20 07:26:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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“Stronger than You” but it’s a Kanye West-produced remix
Friday, 21-Feb-20 23:58:02 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Which I think in a way contributed to my confusion. The only person I knew personally who used the pan sexual term just used it interchangeably anyway.
Friday, 21-Feb-20 23:49:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Time for me to be a big boy and come out and admit that I don’t know the difference between bisexuals and pansexuals. I have heard each definition. My brain can not comprehend a difference.
Friday, 21-Feb-20 01:18:49 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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he says as if he doesn't walk around saying "I'M GAY" or some variation of every 5 seconds lol
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@tiff I always preferred label-free, anyway. Twenty years ago, I was "hetero" because "I may only be attracted to the opposite sex, but I'm not misogynistic or homophobic like those STRAIGHTS over there..."
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@scribus yeah we're breaking down all these identity norms anyway, may as well do away with it all and quit worrying about labels
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in a clear power grab by Democrats, Virginia has just repealed mandatory segregation
Friday, 21-Feb-20 19:40:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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(Not that I condone using the name “Hussein” disparagingly, it just makes more sense to me as an American who grew up in the 2000s than grapeing “Rodham”.
Friday, 21-Feb-20 08:22:52 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I think it'd make more sense to deliberately screw it up and call her Rodan
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Using Hillary Rodham Clinton’s full name disparagingly always felt super goofy to me. They didn’t call her that when she was a Senator, or even the First Lady, right? So it feels like a successor to using Obama’s middle name disparagingly, but it just doesn’t work because there wasn’t a terrorist with the name “Rodham”.
Friday, 21-Feb-20 08:21:13 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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We just got Coca Cola’s new energy drink in the store, I went ahead and took some before they hit the shelves to try it out. It’s pretty impressive in that it just tastes like Coke. So why’s everything else taste like it’s got gasoline in it?
Thursday, 20-Feb-20 19:37:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Fuel baby
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@mrmattimation But yeah, it does do a good job of not tasting like energy drink. I remember there being a Red Bull Cola like fifteen years back that tasted like alkaline butt.
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2016 was the return of Reaganomics. 2020’s gonna be the return of the Supreme Court deciding our elections for us
Thursday, 20-Feb-20 17:58:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation 2024 Canada builds a wall
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Maybe
Thursday, 20-Feb-20 09:29:05 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I have more money saved up currently than I ever have in my entire life. Anyway that should get me through a single semester of college.
Thursday, 20-Feb-20 09:28:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for months and I never tried the online mode. A friend got the game last week so I booted it up today. Was way more fun than I thought it would be. We ended up playing for three hours, accomplishing absolutely nothing but still having a blast.
Thursday, 20-Feb-20 09:12:00 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I wrote up an employee last night without giving my boss a heads up first, which I’m normally super hesitant to do. The guy’s a total prick and he’s been nasty to me and several customers for weeks now and I got sick of it, so I filled out the form. I came in today to learn, of course, that my boss threw it away.... because mine actually wasn’t harsh enough. He wrote his own that was waaaay more detailed.
Wednesday, 19-Feb-20 23:06:25 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Love it when things play out
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not to be a total papaya but seeing my mum in a healthy relationship with a nice dude who doesn't have any sort of alcohol dependency makes me very happy to see
Wednesday, 19-Feb-20 17:19:52 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation yeah call me it for real and see how turned on i get you papayaing cuck
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I used to be a very angry kid. I’m still angry now, but it’s evolved into petty passive-aggressiveness. Part of that is that I don’t like confrontation anymore. The other part of it is that, as an adult in retail management, I can express myself with official documents so that everyone in the company knows what a prick you are. A lot more satisfying than hitting people, IMO
Tuesday, 18-Feb-20 23:12:08 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.
Sunday, 16-Feb-20 19:50:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.
Sunday, 16-Feb-20 00:25:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Are you on HR's "good" side, at least? I have a suspicion things like this tend to come down to whether or not they already want to change the roster.
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@scribus At the risk of sounding like a pompous, arrogant prick: I’m one of the most valuable employees here and everyone knows it. The store management team likes me. They all said they’d back me up to the best of their abilities. I’m not worried about them. The district manager has a habit of making problems “disappear”.
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hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking
Saturday, 15-Feb-20 02:15:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation God damn, dude
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thinkin i should bring this back, who's here for the squigglevision renaissance http://rainbowdash.net/url/875441
Friday, 14-Feb-20 06:43:08 UTC from web- Scribus and Jonathan Chouinard like this.
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@mrmattimation potentially EVEN CHEAPER, lazier, and faster than the actual OG Squigglevision was - this is one single drawing, modified by a random seed in Adobe After Effects, which can be saved into a preset and applied to virtually any animation footage of any frame rate at any screen resolution with a single click - boil rate and intensity can be easily modified with a few clicks too. It’s like an instagram filter or something like that.
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My labor union is making it very difficult for me to be pro-union tbh. These guys objectively suck.
Sunday, 09-Feb-20 21:49:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Well I guess it would, but I cancel myself out.
Friday, 07-Feb-20 00:33:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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would you believe i don’t drink anymore????
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:41:40 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation D'ya drink any less!? Harharharr... But in seriousness, I was just reading that drinking rates were down over the last five years.
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@scribus a statistic which doesn’t include me because I started and quit within a two-year timespan
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would you believe I took up drinking in the first place??? college was great
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:43:51 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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why was it such a big deal that Anakin Skywalker had a secret wife, and why did she need to be a secret, did anyone ever watch the Clone Wars show?? Obi-Wan was a FrankerZing grapey-slaying Potato Knishes machine, this man kiwied CONSTANTLY and nobody seemed to give a rat's ass about it.
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:33:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@nerthos Whoops, I thought the filter would catch that
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@nerthos look man you know how the saying goes. Old enough to podrace, old enough to consummate
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NOBODY was safe from Obi-Wan’s dick, old Ben was an “anything that moves” kinda guy, this guy FrankerZed a sith, like, I think we need to be talking about what a slut that guy was before we talk about Anakin’s nuclear family
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:36:33 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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i hope Adult Swim's april fools prank this year is that they swapped the programming with Cartoon Network and kids are gonna wake up to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead of Teen Titans or whatever kids watch these days
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:27:56 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I just walked into Dairy Queen and a guy that I had fired was working the counter, which I think is as awkward as awkward gets.
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 01:50:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Well that was as depressing as it was unsurprising
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 01:27:10 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@scribus But hey, at least Mitt Romney set himself up for a comeback Presidential run in 2024 where he’ll do all the things he claimed to oppose today
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Trump claiming on Twitter that he’ll be President forever is awfully premature considering his age and the way he eats. I’m not even sure he’d be able to finish a second term.
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 00:51:55 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
