Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 4
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Zack Snyder's daughter offed herself and now he's leaving the DC movies.
Thank you Zack Snyder's daughter, you took one for the team
RIP -
@shadowboltmoon it's not enough, sure the north and south polar areas are getting more ice, but areas below are losing them at stupidly high rates, Greenland is losing ice like crazy, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_ice_sheet#Recent_ice_loss_events
If all of Greenland's ice melts the seas will rise by about 7.2 m (24 ft), that's about most of the US coastal region, 70%-80% of the Hawaiian landmass, and pretty much all of Wales (but who gives a toss about the Welsh really?) -
@adiwan incorrect, water is at it's densest when it's at 3ºC, anything above, or below that value occupies more space
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if you ever feel like an idiot remember than once someone told George W. Bush that 4 Brazilian people were killed in Iraq.
and he responded with: "How many is a Brazilian?"Sunday, 21-May-17 18:19:12 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin I took a test in Hexadecimal... I got an F
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@minecraftgamesfreeplay question two: Who is best princess?
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@mrmattimation matpat says they are descendants from the Assassins in AC, so it kinda makes sense
buy HEY, that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY, thanks for reading -
@nerthos Mr. Panda looks like he's making the most of it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGhy4x1tRMQ
I agree with everything here
especially the bit about Mima
GIB MIMA
Monday, 15-May-17 11:17:04 UTC from web -
@awl Bally-Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father;
Harry, blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie! -
if fetishes gave you super-powers I'd be more OP than Superman
Thursday, 11-May-17 06:54:35 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin that baby had enough magical power as a newborn to blast a hole, vertically, through a giant building, BY SNEEZING .
and even after having been magically restrained had enough power to place and entire room on magical suspension while keeping herself in a magic dome.
Meanwhile NMM's powers range from Illusions to putting a prick in a manticore's paw, and your average "generic magic beam", that can't even pierce walls. -
I know a lot of people like to talk kiwi about Twilight
"Oh, she's a mango alicorn"
"she's social inept who for some reason became the magical avatar of [giving a mango about other people's feelings]"
But I'll say this:
In when that whole "Taking Flurry-Heart to a room with a highly contagious disease debacle", Flurry threw a gigantic tamper tantrum (as I'm sure you are aware)
When this happened Twilight, and I want you to take notice of this: DEALT WITH THE PROBLEM LIKE A SANE PERSON by talking to her.
Last time in MLP that there were 2 alicorns in a room and one of them threw a FrankerZing magic-powered-hissy-fit SHE GOT SENT TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
so, yeah,
Twilight > Celestia -
It's time to rember the classics
and you know where you can find said classics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Beeeeeyatch
Wednesday, 10-May-17 05:33:51 UTC from web -
being white is like being gay
everyone that isn't like you thinks you have some sort of world domination agenda, but really you're just as clueless as what to do next as Trump -
@ih8cherryrs oy, this is my turf ya Fluffle Puff
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:47:31 UTC from web -
@m14brony depends on the venue, I'd allow it on a Beach party, or perhaps a lake-house event
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@scribus dude, they are dress shoes, you're not supposed to be comfortable, you're supposed to be FABULOUS
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@scribus a mental analysis of our perception of time, converted into an easy to understand unit of value
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@mrmattimation man, everything requires a degree nowadays
back in my day all you needed was to go to the docks and say "Hello sailor, fancy a good time?" -
@mrmattimation what are you going to college for?
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@awl around 10 years ago I realized that the reason why people complain about dentists is that they suffer when they go there
I've gone to the dentist twice in my life, the first was because I got hit in the face with a billiard ball and my mouth was bleeding (it healed by itself the next day, but I did get a chipped tooth)
and the second cause I found a hole in one of my molars (ended getting 3 teeth drilled and filled, but with no pain or anaesthesia)
I honestly thought every one hated dentist because, like me, they HATE being touched by strangers...
With Drills
IN MY MOUTH
man, that's cherrying wierd -
@mrmattimation There's a Trump joke in here somewhere
but I'm not motivated enough to do it -
fun fact: The stripper pole spins, not the stripper
yeah, that's right
IT'S ALL LIES
FILTHY LIESSunday, 07-May-17 23:30:36 UTC from web -
I need a new thumb ring, mine's all scuffed and bent kuz I got a heavier short bow
Sunday, 07-May-17 23:29:56 UTC from web -
@scribus cartoons have led me to believe that you can open the bars with a file
but I think that would take about 3 forevers
and who's got time for that?
