Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 8
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OH FFS HE'S USING A Potato KnishesING HANDSAW NOW!
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:34:38 UTC from web -
"Hey, I'm Zenn's upstairs neighbour, I think it's a good idea to play with drills and hammers"
"at 8:30AM, on a SUNDAY"
"and now I'm gonna make some wierd sound that resembles a horse learning to tapdance"Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:14:04 UTC from web -
@tiffany omg
it all makes sense now
The entirety of Fox's News/Opinion output
IT WAS ALL A HUGE COMEDY SKETCH
But, like everything ever made by Fox
They suck at getting to the punchline -
OHOHOHOH
There's wild Ipecacuanha near my collegeWednesday, 22-Feb-17 12:07:58 UTC from web -
so, my new and updated book about poisonous and medicinal plants shows a bunch of invasive plants that weren't in the previous version
Turns out American Poke Weed grows 10mins walk from my house....
Time to make some Vomit poison
>:)Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 11:57:49 UTC from web -
Next person I see IRL insulting my sister for her being gay will get choke slammed into a bed of nails
Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 01:38:50 UTC from web -
Titanfall 3: And I can't get up
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:49:47 UTC from web -
@scribus ... I wonder about cows
They have 4 stomachs...
Can they digest in 4D?
maybe milk is a bi-product of whatever it takes to create a mini-black-hole -
@scribus Owls have ears dude
What's more their ears are not symmetrical
This allows them to calculate not just where sound comes from, but also it's it's relation in height and latitude
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
OWLS CAN HEAR
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@nerthos I dunno dude,
I would really hate to buy one and read the news the next day that "Best Korea, more specifically it's Supreme Leader, has developed the "External Combustion Engine"" -
@nerthos "made by the same people that created our first nuclear bombs"
I am staying THE kiwi AWAY FROM THAT CAR -
now that I think about it what exactly IS Hekapoo
if I had to put my money on something, I'd say an Ifrit -
@nerthos nobody (important) cares about Homestuck anymore
in fact took me 3 mins to connect the two
I get it now, kuz of the horns
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so, finally caught up to Star vs the forces of Evil
and damn
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/830150395745992704/LyJfHKEO.jpg
Hekapoo is best girl -
Just saw Dr. Strange
I didn't know Madds was in it
Dude's agent must be cherrying amazing if he keeps landing him awesome gigs like thatSaturday, 18-Feb-17 00:24:35 UTC from web -
@scribus *screaming from afar* Tell her I said she's a papayapickler
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@adiwan SHATTER IT, QUICKLY
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@nish You guys, this ad bot is speaking gibberish
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@scribus who'd win in a fight the Rescue Rangers or the Samurai Pizza Cats?
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@tiffany "help, I've fallen on the soap isle, and I can't get up"
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@mushi kinky
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@baron I see, hope things start lookin up soon
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@baron for the 1st time in 5 years I'm not wasting time and money in some contrived scheme to please a consort.
so yeah, pretty good all things considered
how are you? -
So, apparently there's a "Burn yourself with Ice and Salt Challenge"
.....
Getting REEEEEAL tired of this grapeTuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:55:18 UTC from web -
I don't think the Japanese know what "Re:" means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2SkTuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:49:19 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin please clarify: is this a day where all sexual kinks are acceptable, or is a day celebrating only the socially acceptable ones?
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it seems that my hatred of the French has escalated to a point where just hearing the language has turned into a major sexual turn-off for me...
meh, not missing on muchTuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:21:02 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation clearly not @awl 's friends, for they are dumb