Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 9
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@awl that's stupid, the box, more specifically the sealed bag, is vastly superior to the bottle
It keeps light from degrading the wine, is a better thermal insulator, has a 0% probability of making the wine taste like cork and has a much smaller chance of breaking into sharp fragments and cutting your veins making you bleed till you go into shock and eventually death.
Your friends' thought process is Potato Knishes and they should feel bad for it -
@mrmattimation lol, nazi humour
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@awl so, their problem is not with the taste, but with the price?
kuz if so your friends are dumb af -
@mrmattimation is it WORTH 5 minutes tho?
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Also Homesar as Lancer
AAAAAA'M A LAUNDRY FLAKEWALLSunday, 12-Feb-17 23:49:01 UTC from web -
Hey Stwong Bawd, check out aww these Bwade Wowks
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 23:43:20 UTC from web -
I want to hear Homestar Runner say the incantation for Unlimited Blade Works
His speach impediment will make it sound just like the original Japanese one XDSunday, 12-Feb-17 23:36:34 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin https://bluesyemre.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/the-pentagon.jpg
Give it an educated guess -
our DM: "well guys I know where our next campaign is going to take us: we're going on a road trip to Barovia"
Our Preist: "Hey batcave you too! First you set me up against a Rust Dragon, ALL of my gear gets DESINTEGRATED and now you're setting us up against Strhad! Do you hate Priests or is it just mine?"Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:09:53 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin "hardcore"
Pshhh, doesn't even have mindbreaking drugs
Get on my level -
@tiffany have you tried the Paleo diet?
I did it for 4 months and lost a bananaload of weight
but I dropped it kuz I missed chocolate milk -
@tiffany added or natural?
kuz they are technically seeds, and seeds are mostly made of sugars -
today I learned that the technical name for a weather Cockrell is an "anemometer"
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 00:21:50 UTC from web -
@question I'm assuming you either have a really good water heater or have pre-set some water to boil, kuz otherwise the time doesn't add up
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@tiffany but if I had to be submerged for long periods of time on it, due to some sort of weird treatment for some equally wierd disease I'd go with Pepsi ICE
kuz then I'd come out looking fresh, and fly... perhaps even "on Fleek" as the kids nowadays have it
and don't the kids nowadays have it -
@mrmattimation collosal turtle seen near populated area, area is now no longer populated, and now a feel good tune
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Who's in the kitchen with Dinah, and why is she moaning like that?
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 01:57:59 UTC from web -
Binge watching SBemails
still goodTuesday, 07-Feb-17 00:32:14 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin well, you only put the bikini top on it, you do an half-giraffed job, you get a half-giraffed result
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@tiffany we should build a wall, place matt's taste in the other side of the wall, and then carpet bomb the other side of the wall with melta torpedoes
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@mrmattimation I bet you like Carlos Mencia
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@mrmattimation YOUR TASTE IS TRASH
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@mrmattimation IT SHOULD AT LEAST TRY TO BE GOOD
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@mrmattimation TEEN TITANS GO IS NOT TEEN TITANS
