I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.
@afrodash
St. Louis Maresouri
I spend most my day traveling with a band of pirates pillageing the villages of Eqeustia or fighting chimera and dragons with my hooves. On weekends I practice ballet and ninjitsu and teach inner city fillies and colts how to play lacross. I'm 4'1 440lbs of pure awesomness. I fly 800 miles a day in order to keep my INCREDIBLY AWESOME SUPER SMOKING HOT BODY. I'm incredibly beautiful and have a super kick-flank afro thing going on! I can rip a phonebook in half with my ultimatly powerful and Biblically large ponyhood. Also I'm very modest and humble. The most modest and humble pony/god in the universe.
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