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  1. i love giving my whole-ass name to customers, as well as every single bit of information i can that would allow them to get me fired if there was truly any cause. you know why? cuz there's never any cause and i want them to look me in the eye and know that i feel completely and totally safe.

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    • Still thinking about that nutting pufferfish

      about 17 hours ago from web
      • God this day got so serious so fast

        about a day ago from web
        • not to shame sex workers but I would really like my seafood clerk to not take ahaego selfies behind the counter

          about 2 days ago from web
          • hearing people at work speak about intersex individuals as if it's some recent millennial trend is trimming precious years off my already flimsy life span

            about 5 days ago from web
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            • @scribus Psh, really ? I do not believe for one second that any proverbial key to any castle is to be found around here now. Probably never even was to the first place. I am a staunch believer that there are no people actively hating one another, just people who have a misunderstanding of somekind. What if I were to declare the D word to be just as offensive as the N word ? You would be confused as to what I even mean since you obviously never heard of it. Even though, I think it should be fairly obvious, look at my name FGS. But, you never asked. You only assumed. Which is why we are having a breakdown of comminucation in a way.

              Asking why is a bad thing tho [ makes universal sign language symbol for coocoo ]

              Have fun condoning calling out for the death of TERFS and share apple recipes on Tories. Because democracy is only good when it serves your own echo chamber, right ? I'd quote Matthew 7:5 at you but you would probably just use that to call me a Conservative or something.

              about 3 days ago in context
            • @drinkingpony Beautiful, hypocritical assumption. I'm not calling for death to TERFS or Torries. And you have been far too antagonistic to be "just askin'." And feel free to quote scripture, I use it myself. It's a better reference than Dewey! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/875386

              about 3 days ago in context
            • @scribus "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani ?"

              Oh I tell you why. While not calling for the death of groups you do not agree with directly you certainly do not seem to be too keen on calling it out either.

              In your other post you talk about those you deem worthy of execution. Worthy ? ... WORTHY ! Face it. You became just as bad as the people you deem worthy of disrespect or worse. May that mark upon your skin be forever be a reminder of the person you became you swore you did not want to be.

              Everyone who thinks I am an asshole should realize something. Do it ! I will happily martyr myself in your memories and off of this platform. The next time something bad happens or the 'wrong' person gets elected I want you all to blame me. Scribus can quote Romans 2:1 and you can all rest assured that everyone is safe as you did the right thing by closing yourself off from answering questions and using shaming tactics to establish dominance and promote group-think.

              about 2 days ago in context
          • Pokémon mystery dungeon is the best Pokémon ever prove me wrong nerds

            about 2 days ago from web
          • me, to the autistic guy who pushes carts: hey man you’re kinda grossing out all of the customers by telling them to eat moldy cheeseburgers with horseraddish and sardines
            him: I know right???

            about 2 days ago from web
            • I’m an edgelord but at least I don’t believe the mango I say sometimes

              about 3 days ago from web
              • "i hate minorities"
                "that's cool bro, everyone has their own opinion"
                "i hate people who hate minorities"
                "whoa man, that's not cool?? what have they done to you??"

                about 3 days ago from web
              • The scene in question in Ridgemont was probably less comedic and more dramatic, but the same basic principle applies.

                about 3 days ago from web
                • We saw what was supposed to be 15 year old boobies in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and everyone was cool with that so forgive me if I’m skeptical of the current Twitter argument that the animators of Big Mouth are pedophiles

                  about 3 days ago from web
                  • @mrmattimation Whatever you do, don't look into the whole cub debacle in furrydom...

                    about 3 days ago in context
                  • @scribus The musician for Swole Foods is a furry (more or less my consultant at that point, heh) and he explained that whole situation to me, and I feel like THAT’S different because THAT’S inherently pornographic, whereas Big Mouth, much as I despise the show, is nonetheless clearly using sexual imagery as a comedic device. The same can be said about movies like Ridgemont

                    about 3 days ago in context
                • I’m not wrong, everyone else besides me is wrong

                  about 3 days ago from web
                  • people just thought that girl was hot and nobody thinks John Mulaney is hot

                    about 3 days ago from web
                    • I win 95% of shootouts in Fallout 4 by firing blindly around corners like it’s a god damn Xbox cover shooter

                      about 3 days ago from web
                      • I’m a pro gamer, so when I play VR games I lie down on the ground next to boxes to make myself as small a target as humanly possible.

                        about 3 days ago from web
                        • at least England won’t have a rotating PM anymore

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                          • Told me wife about being transgender this week, glad I did. She has been super amazing and supportive. Been experimenting with makeup, clothing and some other things. I promise this post wasn't timed.

                            about 5 days ago from web
                          • They’re talking about decriminalizing weed in Virginia but what’s even the point if I have to drive to the District to get it? Might as well just be getting it illegally at that point, it’s less of a hassle.

                            about 3 days ago from web
                            • Man you guys I finally released My Little Brony 2 today and nobody’s been paying attention to me. I’m starting to think you guys aren’t true gamers after all.....................

                              about 4 days ago from web
                              • Hey UK friends come on over the weather is fine

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                                • https://youtu.be/0CCP66Zvei0 What year is it

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                                  • Haha! I get a 1000€ end of year bonus! My PC upgrade will be sooner than anticipated, with better components than firstly compiled.

                                    about 4 days ago from web
                                  • "BUT I do know that the whole instance is making my life harder" Yeah, like how it's hard being exiled from your family Christmas party, because your depressed, transphobic relative is going to be there, and everyone is worried that your mere presence will push him over the edge?

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                                  • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/875382

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                                    • guess whose dumbass is currently exporting My Little Brony in 1080p. here we go again

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                                      • I'm in.

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                                      • I just found out my store sells precision screwdrivers. Maybe I can just open the thing and plug it into a SATA port on my PC?

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                                        • for that matter if I ever want to have a “flashback” to anything before Undertale in something in the future, I’d have to reanimate from the ground up.

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                                          • I really wanna do a decade retrospective where I compile the best (and worst) moments from every cartoon I’ve made since 2012, but I’ve got one *really* major problem. My Little Brony 1 doesn’t exist in HD, and I can’t pull the original animation out and re-render it because it’s on a busted hard drive and I don’t know how to get the data off of it.

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                                            • “I’m a satirist guys, ~honest~.” -Matt

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