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  1. I can't believe there are no instructions for properly disassembling this thing. Something's sticking in and I want to know how to get it off properly without breaking it. :c

    Saturday, 13-Oct-12 20:20:49 UTC from web in context
  2. @redenchilada That's what she said.

    Saturday, 13-Oct-12 20:21:12 UTC from web in context
  3. @redenchilada that means you're becoming a redhead

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 22:39:26 UTC from web in context
  4. @toksyuryel I do! Because if everything's on fire, that means my hair's on fire!

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 22:38:47 UTC from web in context
  5. I'm thinking about starting an incubator that helps you master your profession. Like a "mastery incubator", but that's too long. Ideas?

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 22:16:04 UTC from evan.status.net at 45°30'31"N 73°35'16"W
  6. @ceruleanspark Best pony.

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 21:35:41 UTC from web in context
  7. @gladosenchilada "Find the real slim shady with Sweetie Belle" #

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 21:04:39 UTC from web in context
  8. @minti That isn't irony, it's just a coincidence! [/bender]

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 20:42:40 UTC from web in context
  9. THE HIGH AND MIGHTY GAYMOD CARES NOT FOR YOUR SLURS

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 15:45:54 UTC from web
  10. @bitshift I think we all could do with a man. You're on your own with the head under the bed thing, though.

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 10:06:59 UTC from web in context
  11. @bitshift At the haunted house!

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 10:01:29 UTC from web in context
  12. @bitshift The air is full of clammy claws that clutch you by the collar, so gargle night and morning just in case you have to holler.

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 09:50:02 UTC from web in context
  13. @bitshift I don't handle clocks that often! I don't have that much... time on my hands. !YEAAAAHHHHH

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 10:24:14 UTC from web in context
  14. Oh my gosh. I am drowning in clock up in here.

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 10:16:48 UTC from web in context
  15. @anarchycarcino Handsome Jack was the origami killer

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 10:13:42 UTC from web in context
  16. "What's the time?" "...Thursday." "Is that the best you can do?" "There's some numbers at the end, but it's all gibberish."

    Friday, 12-Oct-12 06:26:37 UTC from web
  17. We couldn't fit it all in. :<

    Thursday, 11-Oct-12 08:08:43 UTC from web
  18. non-magician saws lady in half U U U U U U U U U U U

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-12 20:58:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  19. disappoint your father some more

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-12 18:30:17 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  20. This seems like as good a time as any to deal with those 1,861 messages I have on DA

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-12 08:48:48 UTC from web in context
  21. @toksyuryel And we never saw him again

    Wednesday, 10-Oct-12 08:50:36 UTC from web in context
  22. haha http://ur1.ca/aifsy

    Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 23:32:10 UTC from web
  23. @anypony It's a trap!

    Sunday, 30-Sep-12 00:00:21 UTC from web in context
  24. your girlfriend or boyfriend, but you have no idea

    Saturday, 29-Sep-12 23:50:17 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  25. The story of an almost

    Friday, 05-Oct-12 09:32:16 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  26. For Three Gallons Breakfast

    Saturday, 06-Oct-12 04:50:14 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  27. Billions and billions punched in the face

    Saturday, 06-Oct-12 14:00:31 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  28. THE GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH OF US

    Sunday, 07-Oct-12 01:02:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  29. manage your hair collection

    Sunday, 07-Oct-12 14:02:22 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  30. why the globe

    Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 00:24:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop