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I can't believe there are no instructions for properly disassembling this thing. Something's sticking in and I want to know how to get it off properly without breaking it. :c
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@redenchilada That's what she said.
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@redenchilada that means you're becoming a redhead
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@toksyuryel I do! Because if everything's on fire, that means my hair's on fire!
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I'm thinking about starting an incubator that helps you master your profession. Like a "mastery incubator", but that's too long. Ideas?
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@ceruleanspark Best pony.
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@gladosenchilada "Find the real slim shady with Sweetie Belle" #imokwiththis
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@minti That isn't irony, it's just a coincidence! [/bender]
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THE HIGH AND MIGHTY GAYMOD CARES NOT FOR YOUR SLURS
Friday, 12-Oct-12 15:45:54 UTC from web -
@bitshift I think we all could do with a man. You're on your own with the head under the bed thing, though.
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@bitshift At the haunted house!
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@bitshift The air is full of clammy claws that clutch you by the collar, so gargle night and morning just in case you have to holler.
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@bitshift I don't handle clocks that often! I don't have that much... time on my hands. !YEAAAAHHHHH
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Oh my gosh. I am drowning in clock up in here.
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@anarchycarcino Handsome Jack was the origami killer
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"What's the time?" "...Thursday." "Is that the best you can do?" "There's some numbers at the end, but it's all gibberish."
Friday, 12-Oct-12 06:26:37 UTC from web -
We couldn't fit it all in. :<
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 08:08:43 UTC from web -
non-magician saws lady in half U U U U U U U U U U U
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disappoint your father some more
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This seems like as good a time as any to deal with those 1,861 messages I have on DA
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@toksyuryel And we never saw him again
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haha http://ur1.ca/aifsy
Tuesday, 09-Oct-12 23:32:10 UTC from web -
@anypony It's a trap!
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your girlfriend or boyfriend, but you have no idea
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The story of an almost
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For Three Gallons Breakfast
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Billions and billions punched in the face
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THE GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH OF US
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manage your hair collection
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why the globe