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  1. ugh the concept of an acid attack is so grapeing horrifying

    about 2 days ago from web
  2. I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.

    about 2 days ago from web
    • FRAUD NEWS is trying to make Best of Both Worlds look like a bad cartoon. In fact, many people liked it!

      about 2 days ago from web
      • Marc Lovallo tweets like Donald Trump

        about 2 days ago from web
      • yotam and fantasia are arc fa-tigued

        about 2 days ago from web
        • Horrific abominations! http://rainbowdash.net/url/860500

          about 2 days ago from web
          • jeez, chester bennington killed himself

            about 2 days ago from web
            • !Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares

              about 2 days ago from web
              • My cat is literally pretending to be asleep so that I won't bug him. What is your PROBLEM

                about 2 days ago from web
                • I had a dream last night that me and the front end manager were transferred to a Food Lion. That was literally the entire dream.

                  about 2 days ago from web
                • freaking kanji http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/860499

                  about 2 days ago from web
                  • "Skeleton Tongues" got the Daily Fourth on Newgrounds today. I'm sorry.

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • apparently people like D&D here and i need to keep a log of what happens to my character in my Saturday game so that's a thing that's gonna happen i guess

                      about 2 days ago from web
                    • The original moon landing happened on my dad's birthday and ever since then he's been impossible to shop for.

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • Just to update you all, yes, I am still an unemployed deadbeat jerk who wants to die every day.

                        about 2 days ago from web
                        • Who is your favorite [email protected]?

                          about 20 days ago from web
                        • I'll punch you in the beef!

                          about 2 days ago from web
                          • In yesterday's D&D session a magical expanding druid tree exploded out of our wizard's carriage because the NPC druids were socially incapable and impatient and didn't see that our wizard put explosive warding runes all over the carriage. The sad part is that the wizard would give them the carriage. Now there is a giant tree in the middle of a metropolis and there are 3 dead druids scattered all over the city and one is almost dead. You cannot make that mango up.

                            about 2 days ago from web
                            • just got back from an eight-hour DnD session. Our campaign almost ended in tragedy but I saved my entire party by offering to give an orc a blowjob.

                              about 2 days ago from web
                            • If anybody had an inclination to raise hell on a !Minecraft server more or less at random, I'm goofing off with one at >> 108.170.17.74:38267 / unheardtoils.mcph.co << As long as I don't get sued or injured, I probably don't care what happens; I'm just figuring out the plugins and backend right now. !vgp # # #

                              about 2 days ago from web
                              • Mister Peanutbutthole

                                about 3 days ago from web
                                • perl http://rainbowdash.net/url/860479

                                  about 3 days ago from web
                                  • >Solidity/EVM is by far the worst programming environment I have ever encountered. It would be impossible to write even toy programs correctly in this language, yet it is literally called "Solidity" and used to program a financial system that manages hundreds of millions of dollars.

                                    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14691212

                                    about 3 days ago from shitposter.club
                                  • Sometimes I hope bad things happen so that I get to break the "in case of emergency" glass. #

                                    about 3 days ago from web
                                    • What is this tape? This is my favourite tape!

                                      about 3 days ago from web
                                      • McFurry

                                        about 3 days ago from web
                                      • Are there Cadbury Creme Chickens

                                        about 3 days ago from web
                                        • Do Kinder Eggs come from Kinder Chickens

                                          about 3 days ago from web
                                          • I GET UUUUUP, I GET DOOOOOOOOWN

                                            about 3 days ago from web
                                            • I just did some googling and the fact that one of my coworkers found a mortgage register that said the property had a rent of "one peppercorn" is much less funny

                                              about 3 days ago from web