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  1. Pika pi!

    about 22 minutes ago from web
  2. Had a lesson on car safety today. I'm even less eager to learn now.

    about 29 minutes ago from MuSTArDroid
    • I love Nutella ♥

      about 29 minutes ago from web
    • You can be black if you try hard enough

      about 35 minutes ago from web
      • Creepio is Batman now. http://pny.lv/4iv1

        about an hour ago from web
      • WTF I saw an ad for an electrical toothbrush with bluetooth for the "personalized toothbrush experience". What a piece of nonsense. Noone needs that. You wiggle that in your mouth until it feels clean again.

        about an hour ago from Choqok
      • (Later: me selling pillows to another customer)
        Me: Hello, how are you today?
        Customer: Fine, until you tell me how much this’ll cost me.
        Me: Well since you’re buying two pillows, you save £12… if that helps you sleep at night.

        about an hour ago from web
      • I'm against the concept of nationalities and countries. I think these are stupid concepts. In my opinion everyone on earth should unite and be ruled under my reign of terror.

        about an hour ago from Choqok
        • @broniebrown Disputes because of origin are stupid. Tell you what, if you tweak the wording "on earth" a bit and you got yourself an aspiring luitenant right there. One day soon man will live amongst the stars, and I do not want another UC0079 conflict

          about an hour ago in context
      • (Me selling bedding to a couple of customers.)
        Me: OK, that’ll be £85 please!
        Husband: (taken aback) How much?!
        Wife: You chose it, so that’s what you’re having.
        Me: You made your bed, now you’ve gotta lie in it!

        about an hour ago from web
      • Don't wanna goto work today.

        about 2 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
      • Ho-tel, mo-tel, holiday inn.

        about an hour ago from web
        • Dammit telemarketers. They are supposed not to call people without authorisation in Germany because it's forbidden but some still do.

          about 2 hours ago from Choqok
          • @broniebrown I have the same problem. So I told all of my friends and family that if I get a "unknown number" an associate of mine ( which is really just me with a hollywood russian accent ) named "Boris Kepowski" who does not speak Dutch answers the unknowns. BuhBye dumb telemarketers. It reduced the amount of calls by roughly 20 fold over the last year.

            about an hour ago in context
          • @critialcloudkicker Nice trick. Mostly they want to speak with my father and I'm too dumb enough to realize in the first seconds that they are telemarketers. My father phones to a lot of people that I don't know so I'm not always sure if it's legit or not. This time I'm certain that's not the case.

            about an hour ago in context
        • On another note: I put the cases of 9 SNES controllers and a ton of SNES controller buttons in the dish washer to clean them (low temperature up to 35°C). I got a good deal for a bunch of defunct SNES controllers on ebay and I want to repair as many as I can and give them as a birthday gift.

          about an hour ago from Choqok
          • Ohkay, so after having played Supreme Commander 2 ( well, the demo at least ) myself. I can't help but wonder if anyone else thought it was generally underwhelming and way more of a clusterdryhump in almost every aspect, except for the map which felt way smaller, compared to Supreme Commander ( the first )

            about 2 hours ago from web
            • Cookies should be called "bakies".

              about 2 hours ago from Choqok
            • Sesame Street Star Wars parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-LfQCPJJkY

              about 2 hours ago from Choqok
              • "Could you stop giving them tactical advise?"

                about 3 hours ago from web
                • "Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on anything?"

                  about 3 hours ago from web
                  • Got this. http://rainbowdash.net/url/777054

                    about 3 hours ago from web
                    • He who lays with another man shall be stoned. #

                      about 3 hours ago from web
                      • He only ever does it when my dog is in the same room.

                        about 3 hours ago from web
                        • That, or my cat is trying to be Robin Hood. Steal from the humans, give to the dogs.

                          about 3 hours ago from web
                          • 100% certain my cat is trying to get my dog in trouble. He keeps pulling her treats out of the cabinet that neither of them are supposed to be able to get to and then placing it on the ground near her.

                            about 3 hours ago from web
                          • Y2K is still gonna happen, guys.

                            about 4 hours ago from web
                            • http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/96763417638/panorama-photos-gone-wrong-via-previously

                              about 6 hours ago from Choqok
                            • oh, the joys of the tuesday mornings

                              about 6 hours ago from web
                            • If only this game allowed me to tell squad mates to halt fire. How am I supposed to combine their abilities if they shoot enemies dead before they trigger their abilities?

                              about 6 hours ago from web
                            • I know a bunch of us are playing Destiny, so I've set up a clan for RDN people: http://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/303208. It works on both PSN and XBL, and if I can get at least 2 more of you to join, we get stuff in game, apparently.

                              about 6 hours ago from web
                            • Quest to make the stool more comfortable was a rotund success.

                              about 7 hours ago from web
                              • I don't want to tear myself away from reading fanfiction but apparently I have to write fanfiction.

                                (And also revise.)

                                ((Oh, and eat breakfast, I guess.))

                                about 8 hours ago from web

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