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  1. Vladimir Putin told me that if I wanted to win the election, I would have to let him give me oral sex

    about 35 minutes ago from web
    • Donald "Jessie From Toy Story" Trump

      about 39 minutes ago from web
      • I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"

        about 4 hours ago from web
        • might become an incel but voluntary and not misogynistic

          about 4 hours ago from web
          • big ups to being so mentally Fluffle Puffed that you'll never have a satisfying relationship in your stupid cherrying life

            about 4 hours ago from web
            • ay batcaveing lmao

              about 4 hours ago from web
              • @rdnz you are saying a lot of words. I don't think they mean anything together, But I am proud of you! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/864811

                about 4 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                • End the suffering! Give me friendship! And money. Money is good too.

                  about 4 hours ago from MuSTArDroid
                  • https://i.imgur.com/rv2IXSJ.jpg

                    about 9 hours ago from web
                    • i'm just a kid who's four
                      *danny devito voice* i like bangin' whores

                      about 9 hours ago from web
                      • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/864807

                        about 21 hours ago from web
                      • name this guy http://rainbowdash.net/url/864808

                        about 20 hours ago from web
                        • Alobama

                          about a day ago from web
                          • Daytime re-runs of South Park are sped up by a few frames so they can air more in a shorter timespan... Cartman sounds like a Potato Knishesing chipmunk

                            about a day ago from web
                            • I wish Animal Crossing let you marry people like Harvest Moon. I want to bang the frog

                              about a day ago from web
                            • matt reaches every single demographic on the internet with just two posts

                              about a day ago from web
                              • ProJared Kushner

                                about a day ago from web
                                • game theory: when Steven Universe cums his gem comes out through his dickhole and he gives up his physical form to become a single sperm cell

                                  about a day ago from web
                                  • hot take: adam ellis's comics aren't actually that bad

                                    about a day ago from web
                                  • when I become famous online and people rinse me over something about my work I will absolutely double down on that thing

                                    about a day ago from web
                                    • big bad evil lady doesn't stand up to Peridot throwing an iPad at her repeatedly while building turrets

                                      about a day ago from web
                                      • it was a Potato Knishesing good email though

                                        about a day ago from web
                                        • In my almost 5 months of work the only thing I've gotten praise for is a particularly slamming email I sent out

                                          about a day ago from web
                                          • the final boss battle of Save the Light can be done entirely by Peridot, she needs no help at all

                                            about a day ago from web
                                            • personally I'm just Thankful for good Fluffle Puffy and ass

                                              about a day ago from web
                                              • I have the achievement for getting every achievement but I only have three other achievements. This game don't work too good

                                                about a day ago from web
                                                • Beat Save the Light but I think there's more than one ending so I'm gonna try and get the othets

                                                  about a day ago from web
                                                  • I hate going to the auto parts store... Sales force is always, always waiting for me to be halfway through my thought before they holler out, "Hey there, can I interrupt whatever important thing it looks like you're doing!?" But they do it with a batcave-eating grin so you feel like an asshole for snapping at them...

                                                    about a day ago from web
                                                    • this game is a lot longer than I thought. What I thought was going to be the last level because of its design & scale just ended up being a really long, hard, and dialogue-heavy regular level.

                                                      about a day ago from web
                                                      • Holy crap. Is this place still alive?

                                                        about 3 days ago from web