Notices by clarity, page 5

  1. I just heard some random idiot in an IHOP commercial just say their Belgian waffles had swag... Someone signal the mothership, I need to get off this benighted ball of mud.

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:26:44 UTC from web Repeat of colfax
  2. @satan I'm a genius. What is up?

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:38:51 UTC from web in context
  3. @lunanut Wait really? Where have I been?

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:38:11 UTC from web in context
  4. @satan If you aren't Jon, I'm sorry.

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:37:26 UTC from web in context
  5. @satan Oh hi Jon. I'm a rebel, don't mind me.

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:37:01 UTC from web in context
  6. @potatoshi Oh. Good idea.

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:36:40 UTC from web in context
  7. @potatoshi Okay I'm here. Now what. WHAT IF IT'S AN INSULT

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:35:43 UTC from web in context
  8. Today I was told that I smell like a california girl. Translation?

    Thursday, 25-Jul-13 02:34:39 UTC from web in context
  9. @mushi is this some sort of friend-zoning record?

    Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 17:12:05 UTC from web in context
  10. Why does food hate me when I love it so much?

    Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 17:09:42 UTC from web in context
  11. @yodelerty alright sounds boring.

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 05:48:25 UTC from web in context
  12. @yodelerty I am doing quite well! c: and you?

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 05:27:17 UTC from web in context
  13. @yodelerty Dane.

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 05:03:16 UTC from web in context
  14. @northernnarwhal turkey is fantastic.

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 04:53:18 UTC from web in context
  15. @tohelo quite so.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 18:06:44 UTC from web in context
  16. @tohelo but I WILL kill you.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:56:42 UTC from web in context
  17. @tohelo well, maybe I'll kill you when you're like 90 or something.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:47:12 UTC from web in context
  18. @tohelo sure. And THEN I'll kill you! c:

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:43:36 UTC from web in context
  19. @themuffinofdoom everything will be so pretty!

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:42:51 UTC from web in context
  20. @treesy fascinating.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:41:23 UTC from web in context
  21. @themuffinofdoom sounds fabulous! ^-^

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:41:00 UTC from web in context
  22. @tohelo I just have to get a plane ticket and stuff... Hmm..

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:40:41 UTC from web in context
  23. @themuffinofdoom no, fire actually is a really good color on you!

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:39:27 UTC from web in context
  24. @tohelo but now that I've told you, I'll have to kill you.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:39:01 UTC from web in context
  25. @tohelo yes.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:37:03 UTC from web in context
  26. @tohelo that's what he WANTS you to think!

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:36:47 UTC from web in context
  27. @flamingpandaomg yes.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:35:50 UTC from web in context
  28. @themuffinofdoom I can't see them anymore.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:33:52 UTC from web in context
  29. @tohelo lucky. I have a lazy dog who acts like a cat most of the time anyway.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:33:36 UTC from web in context
  30. @themuffinofdoom I thought they might just sweep it under the rug.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:32:47 UTC from web in context