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You know what? I'M GOING TO START THE NEXT FREAKING #PONYCOMIC.
Friday, 02-Sep-11 18:03:02 UTC from web- delete_ repeated this.
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@thelastgherkin INCLUDE A GIRAFFE
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@ceruleanspark If I include many more giraffes in things people will start to think I am obsessed.
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@thelastgherkin There are worse things to be obsessed with...
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@ceruleanspark Giz an example.
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@thelastgherkin Ponies!
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@ceruleanspark How are ponies a worse thing to be obsessed with than giraffes?
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@thelastgherkin YEA BOI! WOO!
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@thelastgherkin Everyone likes ponies! Giraffes are way more interesting.
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@retl I don't think I've been called "boi" before.
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@thelastgherkin I actually forgot I wrote that.
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@retl You must have been that caught up with enthusiasm.
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@thelastgherkin Possibly. Or maybe I'm just tired. :B It's about 3 and I just realized I forgot lunch. ...Which reminds me, after I remembered to FIX lunch, I forgot to actually eat it. *Goes to eat it*
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@retl DON'T FORGET TO EAT LUNCH. I think we had this conversation before, but I was the Forgetty Forgeterson.
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@thelastgherkin HEY! Forgetty Forgetserson is my day job! :P
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@thelastgherkin Thanks! :D I ate it. It was kinda tasty. cinnamon with almonds, and grilled cheese flavored "Captain's Wafers" crackers sandwichthingies. And a Hotpocket.
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@dezzierose Sorry, I forgot.
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@retl I don't know what half of that is, and the other half doesn't sound very nice. :/
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@thelastgherkin One of theeeeese~ http://www.hotpockets.com/products/Croissant.aspx And the other stuff as okay, but not wonderful. Convenient for a low price.
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@retl Silly retl, a croissant isn't a sandwich! BUT ANYWAY I actually sat and watched that page for two minutes until the timer went down, and it said that I was wasting my time when I should be eating a Hot Pocket(R). :(
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@thelastgherkin o.o I didn't realize there was a timer on the page until you mentioned it. XD I just went back and checked it, and then I realized I didn't see it because I never made an exception for that website in the flashblocker I use.
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@retl Of course not. Why would you? "Hot Pocket website? I MUST DISABLE MY FLASHBLOCKER NOW."
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@thelastgherkin I KNOW WITH ALL THE HOTPOCKETS I FIGURED THERE MUST BE FLASH GAMES AND THINGS AND YOU KNOW HOW THE INTERNET IS YOU'RE NOT HARDCORE UNLESS YOU PLAY ALL THE FLASH GAMES except hold the pickles you're allowed to not play that one on the internet and nopony will mind BUT CLEARLY SINCE THERE ARE FLASH GAMES SOMEWHERE ON THE INTERNET I HAD TO DISABLE ALL THE FLASHBLOCKS SO THAT I CAN FIND THE FLASH GAME AND THEN IT WAS LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MAKING A HOTPOCKET but then I was like BUT I ALREADY MADE THE HOTPOCKET AND I EATED IT and then the website was like YOU SHOULD EAT MORE OF THEM and I was like YOU'RE RIGHT INTWERBED I SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE MORE HOTPOCKETS TO EAT ALL OF THEM and then Apple Bloom saw that it was broccoli and cheese and eated it all and then I had a sad. But it was okay because then I filled ALL THE ROOMS with INFINIFINIFINFINTY BALLOONS and then she played with them and then I KINAPPED HER SISTER AND MADE HER POP THEM ALL TO SAVE AJ happyend
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@retl What was I saying earlier about enthusiasm? It doesn't matter. Let's elope.
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@thelastgherkin Yay, elope! ... I think I'm just excited to be free from classes and things, and I haven't gotten out my usual quantity of silly in the MUSH/MUD lately, so it seems to be seeping elsewhere.
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@retl Hey, nothing wrong with that.
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@rotation WE HAVE TO ALL THE SPIDEREX OH NO TOO LATE IT IS COMINg out!! ...No, actually, I never did finish reading that fic. Nor did I listen to the reading of it.
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@retl I have an issue with this story. If all the rooms were filled with INFINIFINIFINFINTY balloons, how is it possible to pop them all? IT ISN'T. I think you should let the Apple sisters go now. They've suffered long enough.
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@thelastgherkin That's how I managed to make so many videos. Also, if there are an infinite number of values between 1 and 2, how are we able to count to 10? WHY CAN'T SHE. POP ALL DOSE BAHLON. Well, I guess I could trade Apple Bloom for Diamond Tiara. Then I could kidnap Silver Spoon, and BENEFIT
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@retl Infinite number of values between 1 and 2 where are you getting your facts ANYWAY everypony knows that you should kidnap Diamond Tiara if you want Silver Spoon's attention. You've got it backwards. http://fav.me/d426yzf
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@thelastgherkin D: All Real Numbers x, 1< x < 2; EX 1.0000001. 1.0000002. 1.0000003. BUT YES I think you are correct. What I would need to do is kidnap Diamond's FATHER or at least pretend to so I can lure her into the balloon pit. And then lure Silver Spoon with promises of being reunited with Diamond. And tell her that they have to pop all of the balloons to save the father. And then ransom the father for all the money in the world ever to give them back. But then I'd give them so many parties and fungames and playthings and friendships and shiny trinkets and loud music that they'd forget why they were in the balloon pit in the first place, be corrupted by BALLOON MADNESS from Princess Balloonbustia. After which, I would take pictures of them and make posters and put stickers on their sides to cover their cutie marks so I could sell a blankflanks magazine and then I would use this evidence to establish direct contact with Celestia and become the portal to Equestria. Then travel hapen
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@retl If this one ends up repeated a thousand times while I'm not looking, I'm going to hide in a cardboard box for at least 30 seconds.
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@retl You're already in the box, aren't you?
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@ceruleanspark Nope. Because I'm half-way looking at the screen ATM
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@retl Nice plan my friend, could you make me one to lure fluttershy into loving me? ( the real one )Nice plan my friend, could you make me one to lure fluttershy into loving me? ( the real one )
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@retl I think you just went from kidnapping to Stockholm syndrome to child pornography in one dash. GOOD JOB KID
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@rotation "And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness."
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@thelastgherkin Wait. WAIT WHAT. *Rereads*
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@ceruleanspark *LE GASP* Ponies are way more interesting than giraffes! :P
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@retl And don't forget brainwashing!
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@leonkfox GET OUT.
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@thelastgherkin But I like it in here, it's comfy!
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@thelastgherkin I don't feel bad that I hinted at all of that. I feel bad that I did it two those two in public with everypony watching in the middle of the day. At least it wasn't Apple Bloom. AJ could probably buck me into a pulp.
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@retl "I did it two those two in public with everypony watching"?? "AJ could probably buck me into a pulp."???? ARE YOU MAKING THIS SOUND RUDE ON PURPOSE, I REALLY CAN'T TELL
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@leonkfox You're a little late.
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@leonkfox Oh you.
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@ceruleanspark Had to be done :P
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@retl Stop reminding me of my inadequacies. :(
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@thelastgherkin :o Nope. At least not the latest comment. Amusing though, and more reason I should go ahead and write a #clopfic for EQAD or maybe just a general !saucy fic.
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@retl I think any fic you write would end up being filled with accidental innuendos. "Hey, Rainbow Dash! Want to buck with me?" "Sure, AJ! I love a good bucking session with you!" AND THEN THEY BUCKED SO HARD.
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@thelastgherkin "The pegasus looked longingly at the sweating flank of the blonde haired workhorse. Applejack looked back, her face half shaded by her hat. Something the matter, sugarcube?"
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@mrn4rmn4rm "Why, thank yeh kindleh. I learned mah buckin' technique from Big Macintosh, and I'm hopin' to show Apple Bloom how to do it one day."
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@ceruleanspark That's not remotely erotic.
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@thelastgherkin you gave me an idea! @hoit21 @greydragon412 You to are going into a clop fic!
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@jackzeron Who me?
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@mrn4rmn4rm The family that bucks together... um, sticks together.
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@mrn4rmn4rm Heeeeeey buuuudy
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@thelastgherkin Just drawl it out into "stucks together."
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@greydragon412 you and Hoit..... for hour and hour of hot sweaty fun... he he he he he
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@mrn4rmn4rm OK WE'RE FINISHED
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@mrn4rmn4rm nope.... rainbow dash... fun juices!
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@mrn4rmn4rm i didn't i asked her for them and she said no... so i asked flutter shy to get them for me.... why do you think the cupcakes are rainbow cream filled...
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@mrn4rmn4rm ok but you have to record it so we can post it on the web...
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@hoit21 the only personality you'll see is me and my other half -not unless i go away- WOULD YOU PLEASE -NO I WONT- YOU JUST IMA GONNA RAAAAWWWWW!!! -well somebody's mad- SHUT UP AND GO AWAY -no i don't think i will- IMA KILL YOU -you'd be killing yourself- just shut up
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@hoit21 no my other half's just being annoying -*sticks tongue out*- oh your mature
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@retl I misread this as spandex just now. The story would be very different if Sparky had turned into Spandexpony.
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@hoit21 really it's not a fight -i'd pulverize you- says the guy who sits around being fat -i do not- your such a liar - I AM NOT- your annoying thats for sure
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@thelastgherkin Many seeds were planted that day, all thanks to Dashie's skills.
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@hoit21 im positive were not -your not positive on anything- i am to your the negative one -i ham not- I HAM SANDWICH -*dosen't respond*- HA I WIN
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@greydragon412 u did?
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@hoit21 really everythings fine
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@thelastgherkin To think. None of this could have happened without that #ponycomic!
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@mrn4rmn4rm I LIKE THIS IDEA :D
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@retl I think we should be thankful for Hot Pockets. Especially when it's cold out and you haven't got any gloves.
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@thelastgherkin Giraffes in gloves VS Ponies in socks.
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@retl Hmm. Should I add gloves to my humanised giraffe sketch...? oh no indecision
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@thelastgherkin Clearly, the only solution is to make the one that's nude the normal edition, and the one that's clothed the premium edition that requires two Jack tokens and a bag of crisps to view.
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@retl Thought for the day: clothed bars instead of strip clubs in Equestria? Further thought: clothed beaches? Further WAIT did you say bag of crisps? Oh my gosh. Americans using Britishisms correctly is only my FAVOURITE THING
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@thelastgherkin If they're used incorrectly, is it the worstest thing ever? :o But yay, favorite thing! :D Also, yes. I like to think that's why fashion shows like the one Rarity put on are such a big deal even in Ponyville, and not just for the lady viewers. Though they might have special clubs for paying customers in which case they put the clothes on slowly. Take a break for that image to become "normal" Then slowly take the clothes back off in fantastical ways for dramatic effect as a tease.
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@hoit21 cause he like you
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@hoit21 no but its how he do it for him
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@retl So... topless waitress Pinkie and Cheerilee are actually beskirted waitress Pinkie and Cheerilee? http://ur1.ca/50k7d
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@hoit21 what is goingo on?
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@hoit21 welcome to crazy taco may i take your order
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@hoit21 so thats one small taco one large burrito and a medium gir take us back to the base right now would you like any drinks with that
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@thelastgherkin *Wipes away the drool.* Yes.
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@retl Reminds me of that picture where Spike's pulling a creepy face and going "OMG Rarity, you're naakkkkeeeed" or whatever. I don't remember.
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@hoit21 yes to death
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@hoit21 u dead now?
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@greydragon412 na im cool with !snuggling him to death
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@greydragon412 no clue (yes)
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@greydragon412 no clue where the hammer came from (yes im knocking him out)
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@greydragon412 no hoits no responding
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@greydragon412 what?
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@greydragon412 i know
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@thelastgherkin @retl BUCKING OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
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@communistprime I freaking LOVE hot BUCKINGS
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@thelastgherkin AJ's trees all bore fertile seeds from all the bucking. The Rainbow Dash double-team Buckup was a success!
