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I went to a plastic surgeon yesterday - he looked almost real.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:16:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You trying to KILL ME, PONY?!!
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:17:12 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it seems I'm going to love the papayas out of myself, here. I have the burns to prove it.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:18:10 UTC from web -
@pawnheart I went to the ice cream man and said "I'd like a cornet please." He said, "Hundreds and thousands?" I said, "No thanks. One'll do me nicely."
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:18:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seriously, you have homed in on a part of my brain that responds to such comments in a tourettic fashion.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:19:44 UTC from web-
@pawnheart He said, "Here's a cheque for your trouble." I said, "I haven't had any trouble." He said, "Wait until you try to cash it."
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:21:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'd favourite that, but it would make me feel like a whore.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:25:31 UTC from web-
@pawnheart Reluctantly, and with one eye on your wallet!
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:26:33 UTC from web-
@pawnheart BADUMPCHIIING!
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:26:44 UTC from web
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@pawnheart You're not a whore. You're beautiful.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:28:43 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Why... thank you! ...you still have to pay the seventy quid though.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:29:24 UTC from web-
@pawnheart For services rendered.
Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:30:11 UTC from web
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