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  1. I went to a plastic surgeon yesterday - he looked almost real.

    Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:16:00 UTC from web
    1. @thelastgherkin You trying to KILL ME, PONY?!!

      Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:17:12 UTC from web
      1. @thelastgherkin it seems I'm going to love the papayas out of myself, here. I have the burns to prove it.

        Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:18:10 UTC from web
      2. @pawnheart I went to the ice cream man and said "I'd like a cornet please." He said, "Hundreds and thousands?" I said, "No thanks. One'll do me nicely."

        Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:18:11 UTC from web
        1. @thelastgherkin Seriously, you have homed in on a part of my brain that responds to such comments in a tourettic fashion.

          Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:19:44 UTC from web
          1. @pawnheart He said, "Here's a cheque for your trouble." I said, "I haven't had any trouble." He said, "Wait until you try to cash it."

            Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:21:11 UTC from web
            1. @thelastgherkin I'd favourite that, but it would make me feel like a whore.

              Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:25:31 UTC from web
              1. @pawnheart Reluctantly, and with one eye on your wallet!

                Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:26:33 UTC from web
                1. @pawnheart BADUMPCHIIING!

                  Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:26:44 UTC from web
              2. @pawnheart You're not a whore. You're beautiful.

                Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:28:43 UTC from web
                1. @thelastgherkin Why... thank you! ...you still have to pay the seventy quid though.

                  Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:29:24 UTC from web
                  1. @pawnheart For services rendered.

                    Wednesday, 05-Oct-11 22:30:11 UTC from web