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  1. I don't have the heart to tell my father that I'm a brony. But, I'm also tired of being yelled at because he thinks I'm watching pornography 24/7. (My Father's a HUUUGE homophobe, so he might take being a brony in a different direction...)

    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:10:48 UTC from web
    1. @paulmccoltney i know how you feel. im in the same situation.. except the porno thing..

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:14:18 UTC from web
      1. @chillman23 It's just my dad's inability to trust me with anything. He trusts me so little, he felt that it was necessary to set up a breaker switch so he could shut off power in my room whenever he felt like it.

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:16:06 UTC from web
    2. @paulmccoltney He doesn't want you to be gay, but he doesn't want you to look at porn? What will it take to PLEASE this guy?!

      Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:15:40 UTC from web
      1. @cptscoot Easy, All A's, a scholarship, lots of money, a hot wife, lots of beer, and a big-screen TV. (Fun Fact: He never went to college.)

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:17:36 UTC from web
        1. @paulmccoltney maybe he looks back on his life and see's missed opertunities and wants better for you then he had, every one has a motive some of the greatest villians believe they are doing good m Try talking to him maybe camunication would help, but that's just my opinion so feel free to ignore me.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:22:42 UTC from web
          1. @echron1000 It's really hard to talk sense into a drunk. Trust me, I know...

            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:23:57 UTC from web
            1. @paulmccoltney true on that

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:24:46 UTC from web
      2. @cptscoot He should totally bring home a hooker and wordlessly bang her on the couch in front of him.

        Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:18:00 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
        1. @ceruleanspark This sounds like a great plan.

          Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:20:39 UTC from web
          1. @cptscoot Fun Fact: 2/3rds of my plans involve having sex with hookers in front of various people. T̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶l̶y̶

            Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:21:24 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
            1. @ceruleanspark I don't think I'm going to find a hooker in the middle of nowhere that I live in...

              Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:22:56 UTC from web
              1. @paulmccoltney Yes. That is the one critical flaw in my plan.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:23:57 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
              2. @paulmccoltney You'd be surprised.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:24:10 UTC from web
              3. @paulmccoltney @ceruleanspark Go down to Orlando, Florida, Orange Blossom trail. Any time before the sun comes up.

                Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:24:43 UTC from web
                1. @jinny Hey, I'm not short of hookers. Cerulean Spark is ROLLING in grapeses. I'm a goddamn pimp.

                  Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:25:29 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
                  1. @ceruleanspark Yeah I just thought I'd help out.

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:26:00 UTC from web
                  2. @ceruleanspark Once forgot to turn off his swag at night, and woke up covered in mangoeses.

                    Tuesday, 18-Oct-11 14:26:31 UTC from web