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You walk into your room and see me dying on the floor with a dictionary embedded in my chest and a chicken running around the room. What do you do?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:32:20 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Take a bite of an apple.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:33:04 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@redenchilada You take a bite of an apple. It's delicious! Now what?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:33:41 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Look for the second dictionary.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:33:16 UTC from web-
@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves You look for the second dictionary, but the chicken won't leave you alone long enough to search thoroughly. Your search is fruitless. Now what?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:34:11 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Tie up Scootaloo, go back to hunting down the two dictionaries.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:35:08 UTC from web-
@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves Tie up Scootaloo with what? Also, you already know where one of the dictionaries is. In my chest cavity remember?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:35:51 UTC from web
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@axelgunn "Dictionary" seems like a pretty funny word for "Necronomicon".
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:34:12 UTC from web-
@pernix Indeed it does.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:34:55 UTC from web
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@axelgunn >Loot dictionary, cook chicken.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:37:58 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You've acquired a bloody dictionary! You try to catch the chicken to cook it, but it won't hold still long enough for you to grab it. What now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:39:26 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Search for clues aobut what happened
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:40:32 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You try to search for clues, but that buckin' chicken keeps getting in the way! All you notice is that your bed has a hole in the center of it and the pillowcase, while appearing to be filled with something, is empty. What now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:42:11 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Hit the chicken with the dictionary, put it in the pillowcase.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:43:16 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You try to hit the chicken with the dictionary, but the chicken jumps and deeply scratches your left forearm! Ouch! The chicken is now eyeing you warily as you plan your next move. What now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:44:39 UTC from web-
@axelgunn ... I thought CHICKEN was stunned. Check TIME STREAM for malfunction.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:45:36 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@redenchilada (It is. Everypony has a different scenario about the chicken xD)
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:47:29 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:48:05 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
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@redenchilada (indeed)
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:48:51 UTC from web
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@axelgunn >Wrap bedsheets on arms as protection, and corner the chicken.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:45:41 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You wrap the bedsheets around your arms for some minor protection. You gain +1 defense! You corner the chicken, still clutching the bloody dictionary in your hands. What now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:46:52 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Calm CHICKEN to stop its madness.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:47:42 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@redenchilada Your attempts to calm the chicken seem to work. Although it could be the minor concussion you gave it.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:48:41 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Offer ARM from DYING MAN to CHICKEN as a snack to make up for its concussion.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:50:06 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@redenchilada You slowly extend my arm to the chicken as a peace offering. Warily, the chicken accepts your offering and begins to peck at my hand. (Why would you do such a thing??) Now what?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:51:06 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Having befriended the CHICKEN, give it a big fat HUG.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:52:44 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@redenchilada You give the chicken a big fat hug! The chicken pecks at your earlobe affectionately, glad it found a friend.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:54:23 UTC from web
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@axelgunn >Throw the dictionary at the chicken's side, to distract it; then put it in the pillowcase
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:48:13 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos Your distraction maneuver works splendidly! You now have a chicken in a pillowcase. The dictionary now lies on the floor. Your floor is covered in my blood. Now what?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:50:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Try to fix body with chicken
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:50:47 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You stuff the chicken-filled pillowcase into my collapsed chest cavity, accidentally crushing my lungs and killing me right there. The last thing you hear is me whispering "Stupid...Scootaloo..."
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:53:47 UTC from web-
@axelgunn OHMAN OHMAN OHMAN >Quickly search for electric cables to revive man
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:55:02 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos Your search for electric cables proves fruitless. However, you did find a baseball bat behind your door.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:55:57 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Equip baseball bat, loot corpse, grab bag-of-chicken
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:57:10 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You place the baseball bat on your back and it floats within easy reach. How does that even work?? You search my body and find a crumpled note, and a small bag filled with something. You grab your trusty life-ending bag of chicken and slip it in your shirt where it disappears into your inventory. Wait, what?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:58:47 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Read note, inspect bag
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:59:43 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You open the note, finding it to be written in a strange language. Upon opening the bag, you find it's filled with birdseed. You place the note and birdseed in your magical inventory
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:01:55 UTC from web-
@axelgunn @privatenerthos You guys are making me wish I still knew where my D&D dice were.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:02:41 UTC from web-
@forestrain Lol. I always carry a d20 and a d12 with me
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:03:30 UTC from web -
@forestrain Oh Luna... RDN playing D&D?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:04:23 UTC from web-
@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves So it would seem. ;p
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:33:33 UTC from web-
@forestrain Figures it happens the night I'm trying to do other things. :\
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:37:10 UTC from web-
@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves That's okay. We can start up a Pony D&D night when you're free. But we have to rewrite all the classes and races with Pony lore.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:38:22 UTC from web-
@forestrain Roleplay mechanics for pony D&D-styleish RP. XD http://derpy.me/NGiEP
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:39:59 UTC from web-
@minti Oh, thank Luna it's only 26 pages.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:41:03 UTC from web-
@forestrain I'm not one to roleplay but I totally want to learn/try now that I've head it. xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:41:30 UTC from web -
@forestrain It looks really cool!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:41:34 UTC from web
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@forestrain This is so much fun to do!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:04:25 UTC from web
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@axelgunn >Look if the cops are already here
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:02:50 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You cautiously poke your head outside your door, noticing that your house is empty and that the cops haven't arrived.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:04:15 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Place body under the bed, hole aligned with his ruined chest, so it looks like an accident.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:05:10 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Negative space, man.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:00:02 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Throw DICTIONARY at CHICKEN. Attempt to stun CHICKEN.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:40:46 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@redenchilada YOU THROW THE DICTIONARY AT THE CHICKEN! CHICKEN FAILS TO MAKE SAVING THROW! CRITICAL STUN!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:42:47 UTC from web
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@thatonepony I don't have a full set right now, they're at a friend's house.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:05:33 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Also, virtual dice roller on my netbook.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:05:49 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Oh. >.> Then I'll have to verse myself in Pony D&D. <.<
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:39:45 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Actually, I have a copy downloaded. I still need to actually read it.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:40:11 UTC from web
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