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You slide the body under your bed, carefully lining up the holes so it looks like some really strange accident. But then you notice the blood trail you just left, and a weird tablet that was underneath my body.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:06:18 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Look at tablet, urinate at blood to ruin the trail.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:08:10 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You stare at the tablet on the ground while peeing on the blood trail. Your floor is now a giant mess.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:09:05 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Take tablet and get out of the mess that room now is.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:10:46 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You pick up the tablet and walk out of the room
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:11:39 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Look for items
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:12:22 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You begin to scour your house for items. You find a bag of chips, a bologna and cheese sandwich, a shaving razor, a television, an ancient crossbow, and one AA battery
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:13:49 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Take everything but TV. Turn it on to watch some Power Rangers
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:14:51 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You place everything into your magical shirt-inventory, and turn on the tv. The Power Rangers isn't on! It's been replaced by breaking news!!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:15:50 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Watch the news while crying for the lack of power rangers.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:17:01 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You tearfully turn your attention to the news story. Apparently strange happenings have been happening all over town! You watch in horror as the reporter on the screen gets mauled by chickens!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:17:58 UTC from web-
@axelgunn It's time to party. Unwrap the bedsheets, and use them as a cloak and hood, draw a chicken head in the back with some blood.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:19:56 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You skillfully wrap the bedsheets into a cloak and hood, removing your +1 defense but instead gaining +1 flair and +1 coolness. The chicken head you drew with blood gives it a nice touch of color.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:21:44 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Barricade the doors and walk outside bat in hand to see what's happening.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:22:52 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You move some furniture in the way of the door and walk outside wielding your bat. Looking around, you notice that the sun is an odd shade of purple and that there is a lone chicken standing in the street.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:24:20 UTC from web-
@axelgunn >Say hi to chiken
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:25:19 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos *chicken
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:25:29 UTC from web -
@privatenerthos You greet the chicken. It takes a few steps towards you, tilting its head quizzically
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:26:02 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Cautiously offer the chicken some bird food.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:27:01 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos Pulling out the bag of birdseed, you scatter some on the ground in an offering to this chicken. The chicken takes a few hops forward, and pecks at some food at the edge of what you tossed. It suddenly tosses back its head and lets loose a bloodcurdling wail. This can't be good
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:28:47 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Kill the bird. Smash it with the bat until it becomes a pulp. Safety before curiosity.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:29:53 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You proceed to annihilate the chicken. You gain 2 XP and the title of "Cautious Grasshopper" You suddenly hear the faint fluttering of a flock of chickens. Uh oh.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:31:10 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Run home and leave the door only slightly open, so only one chicken can enter at a time.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:32:09 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You try to run inside but all the furniture you barricaded the door with stops you! The sounds grow louder!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:33:16 UTC from web-
@axelgunn (That doesn't make sense, how did I left the house then) Push the barricade.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:34:19 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos (you placed the furniture in the way AFTER you were outside) You push against the furniture, moving it just enough for you to slip inside as the flock comes into view. You quickly arrange the furniture so the chickens have to come at you one at a time.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:36:12 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Ready the bat to kill the chickens as they enter (Oh, I tought the furniture was placed loose so the door could be opened a bit to exit)
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:37:39 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos (sorry, I should've made that clear) You prepare for battle against the chickens, when suddenly the everything goes quiet.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:38:29 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Check the bag of chicken to make sure it is not a spy
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:39:37 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You cautiously open the bag of chicken, to see that the chicken inside is busy sharpening its talons, preparing to tear out of the pillowcase!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:40:46 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Put the chicken inside some of the furniture
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:41:47 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You unzip a couch cushion and place the bag of chicken inside, trapping it as you re-zip the cushion. You suddenly hear a loud squawk behind you
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:43:11 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Kill squawk. KKK-like guy smashes.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:44:26 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You can't kill a sound! You silly!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:45:08 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Try anyway, to kill the source.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:45:51 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You spin around, swinging your bat wildly in the direction of the squawk. You connect with the head of a chicken that had jumped up to attack you. You pause as you see the crowd of chickens standing outside your house.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:47:44 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Nerthos just got SCOOTALOO'D! Pwned.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:48:22 UTC from web-
@forestrain Yes, how will he cope with all the Scootaloo?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:49:01 UTC from web-
@axelgunn He won't be able to! He's screwtaloo'd!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:49:29 UTC from web-
@forestrain Omg that's an awesome term xD Would you like a scenario as well?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:50:24 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Perhaps tomorrow. Right now my scenario is feeling quite tired and preparing for sleep. ;p
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:54:12 UTC from web-
@forestrain Ok! I look forward to it!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:54:40 UTC from web
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@forestrain It reminds me of Zelda.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:50:07 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Swear at chickens, like a drunken hobo.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:48:36 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You cuss loudly at the chickens. Nothing happens
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:49:11 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Ready bat and wait for them to come.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:50:41 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You prepare for battle, but only one chicken steps forward, bigger than the rest, about level with your waist, maybe upper thigh. It calls out to you in a deep voice, "Why delay the inevitable? "
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:52:18 UTC from web-
@axelgunn "Your beak may pick my skin, and your talons may rag my bedsheets, but your feathered being shall never beat me" Prepare for the fight.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:54:30 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You challenge the big chicken, readying your weapon for some good ol' fashion chicken killing. But the large chicken just laughs and nods his head off to the side, signaling one of his minions. You watch warily as a rooster walks into your view, noticing grimly that he has metal talons covering his real ones. It's a battle rooster!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:57:30 UTC from web-
@axelgunn *plays the Final Fantasy VII battle theme*
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:58:01 UTC from web-
@forestrain Nice touch xD
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:58:31 UTC from web
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@axelgunn Crush battle rooster with the barricade's furniture.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:58:34 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You throw a chair out the door directly at the rooster, however the rooster slashes with its talons and it breaks into pieces! It's not very effective!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:59:35 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Grab couch as a weapon.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:00:14 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You place your bat on your back and pick up your couch as a weapon. Wait, what??
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:01:06 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Charge, smash that rooster until it begs for mercy.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:02:06 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You charge, heading straight for the rooster, and slam your couch onto...the ground. The rooster dodged your attack and slashes at your cloak, ripping it in the middle!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:03:11 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Unsheath the bat, swing at the rooster. Grab a cushion as a shield.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:05:24 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You drop the couch, picking up a cushion as you grab ahold of your bat. You quickly notice the ring of chickens that surrounds you and the rooster. You hear some faint rap music far away
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:06:43 UTC from web
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Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:25:51 UTC from web-
@pony Indeed
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:26:15 UTC from web
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@privatenerthos Was that really necessary?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:09:08 UTC from web-
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:10:05 UTC from web
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@privatenerthos Why not just cleanse it with fire while you're at it?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:11:24 UTC from web-
@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves Because I don't know if I have fire or water.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:12:12 UTC from web
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@thatonepony THEY WILL NEVER KNOW.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:10:17 UTC from web -
@thatonepony No, you only have to cut your hair.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:12:45 UTC from web -
@thatonepony In fact, cops are as good here as they are there. The only difference is what laws they have to enforce.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:14:09 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Maybe all they needed was one.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:16:57 UTC from web -
@axelgunn Wait en garde for the rooster to attack. (I should probably go to sleep. Maybe go on with this tomorrow? I'll tag this #Scootalood to find it more easily.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:10:41 UTC from web-
@privatenerthos You raise your cushion-shield, waiting anxiously for the rooster to attack. (Alright, we shall continue this tomorrow!)
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:11:43 UTC from web
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