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Oh, well, good for our little brothers then! Sorry about your race, though.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:26:48 UTC from web-
@drpiranha humans are so strange.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:28:40 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You're tellin' me! However, we seem to be good at making friends with aliens. Well, humans over here do.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:34:09 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I beg to differ. There is no one I despise more than the john human.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:35:55 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony John Human?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:37:45 UTC from web-
@drpiranha he is one of the humans thay will play the game. Pretty much the reason we didn't get to claim earth.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:39:07 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Ah, I see. Well, if you're interested, we have a vacant planet that you can use if you can somehow rewind time to before you lost.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:40:20 UTC from web-
@drpiranha we didn't lose. We got cheated. And its too late now. Far too late, our time manipulator blew up a couple of hours ago.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:43:08 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Well, that sucks, min vän.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:45:17 UTC from web-
@drpiranha there aren't a lot of us left. Where did it all go wrong? Why did he think that Jack was a savior?..
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:47:29 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Because the people trusted him?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:48:44 UTC from web-
@drpiranha no damnit! It's all the john humans fault!
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:51:33 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You sure about that?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:53:49 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I know for sure, I saw it. And now I must oversee it.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:55:15 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony I understand. I must oversee somebody as well. Except they're village children.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:03:10 UTC from web-
@drpiranha alternia was inhabited by only the young. When you became DJ adult you joined the royal army.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:05:04 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony I did?!
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:06:19 UTC from web-
@drpiranha yes. Too dangerous for adults to exist on the planet. I guess the high bloods get spooked easy.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:08:02 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Very odd realm.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:12:09 UTC from web-
@drpiranha to those who don't understand it maybe.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:13:14 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Hmm, I guess.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:19:54 UTC from web-
@drpiranha the human Mtv has totally not attractive human females.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:21:56 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Ah, yes, in the English language, they are what are known as "whores".
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:26:33 UTC from web-
@drpiranha but they are cute girls with a speech quirk akin to us trolls. They tend to repeat themselves.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:29:45 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Their voices may be cute, but they are actually quite violent and vexatious.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:33:04 UTC from web-
@drpiranha but they speak as if it is a genetic deformity. I belive they said studder.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:35:10 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Some studder, yes. Others have a vocabulary dominated by the word "like". It's very interesting to study, because we don't have women like this on our planet.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:38:21 UTC from web-
@drpiranha do all humans have unique typing quirks in real speak?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:39:52 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony No, not all of them. All humans are different. Even clones!
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:46:44 UTC from web-
@drpiranha so are paradox clones.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:48:55 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You know the deal then! Also, we share our planet with a few other alien species. Particularly Malturans.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:51:34 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I am not familiar with other species. I never reached adulthood.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 04:53:35 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You're still a baby?!
Tuesday, 24-May-11 05:02:29 UTC from web-
@drpiranha no! I am not a grub! I am 6 solar sweeps.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 05:04:22 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You're still a kid. :3
Tuesday, 24-May-11 05:07:00 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I an the equivalent of your Earth teenager.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 05:08:09 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Yep, you're 13. In my view, if you're 13, then you're still a kid.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 12:29:15 UTC from web-
@drpiranha your human views are illogical.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 14:09:28 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You dare insult my views of my own species?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 21:16:57 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I dare a great many things!
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:14:15 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony I see that. Careful where you use that.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:15:52 UTC from web-
@drpiranha where I use my what.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:17:03 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony I don't know. Lol. I just couldn't think of a better word to use.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:19:00 UTC from web-
@drpiranha well then. I will raise you 50 dollars
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:22:02 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony 50 for what?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:30:54 UTC from web-
@drpiranha poker.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:33:48 UTC from StatusNet Android
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@carcinopony You and the John-human's hate is so deep that it spans dimensions, time, and age. So very, very deep hate. Passionate hate.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:37:57 UTC from web-
@binary but he kept insisting we would be friends. And then we were, it is strange, your human emotion called friendship.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:40:38 UTC from StatusNet Android
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@drpiranha Your avatar makes Admiral Ackbar sad
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:36:44 UTC from web-
@binary Oh yes, I'm sure he's turning in his grave right now. Well, if he's dead.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:38:09 UTC from web-
@drpiranha Hideyoshi is one of those things that invokes an undesirable response in my head so I just completely ignore his existence
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:39:55 UTC from web-
@binary He invokes a desirable response in mine.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:43:45 UTC from web-
@drpiranha That's the whole problem
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:44:03 UTC from web-
@binary Lol.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:45:37 UTC from web
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Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:44:55 UTC from web
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@loak night buddy
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:46:17 UTC from web -
@loak I'm very fond of straight traps. :3
Tuesday, 24-May-11 03:47:42 UTC from web
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@drpiranha those are no no words. But I am an avid poker player
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:38:00 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony I barely know the rules.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:46:23 UTC from web-
@drpiranha get to know it
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:52:15 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony But... but... but... I don't wanna. :c
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:54:28 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I didn't want to destroy my planet. S*** happens.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:57:43 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony How about you learn the Buasrí family way of rock, papper, scissors?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:59:25 UTC from web-
@drpiranha and what's that
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:03:29 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony If you lose, you get slapped by the other player. Each slap gets harder each time.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:06:25 UTC from web-
@drpiranha doesn't sound too bad
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:17:18 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Yes, it's very fun, actually.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:21:55 UTC from web-
@drpiranha its time to play the xbox
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:26:14 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony I think I could go for a little xbox.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:31:36 UTC from web-
@drpiranha join me~
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:33:44 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Sure, what game?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:40:50 UTC from web-
@drpiranha any game, no game. Just hanging out.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:42:06 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Oh, sure, why not?
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:43:01 UTC from web-
@drpiranha yaaay
Tuesday, 24-May-11 23:47:34 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Yep!
Wednesday, 25-May-11 04:40:41 UTC from web-
@drpiranha its party time.
Wednesday, 25-May-11 05:53:33 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony It's pony time!
Wednesday, 25-May-11 12:22:00 UTC from web-
@drpiranha It's always pony time!
Wednesday, 25-May-11 12:43:07 UTC from web-
@loak Oh, of course! :3
Wednesday, 25-May-11 12:46:01 UTC from web
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@drpiranha no dad no!
Wednesday, 25-May-11 15:33:38 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Yes, son.
Wednesday, 25-May-11 17:44:47 UTC from web-
@drpiranha that's it. It's fight time for real
Wednesday, 25-May-11 18:17:29 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Let's do this shiz.
Wednesday, 25-May-11 20:48:48 UTC from web-
@drpiranha you versus me! ....what games do we have?...
Wednesday, 25-May-11 21:33:29 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Uhh.... I don't know. :P
Wednesday, 25-May-11 21:46:23 UTC from web-
@drpiranha we must see.
Wednesday, 25-May-11 21:50:32 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Yes, be a dear and check for me.
Wednesday, 25-May-11 21:57:29 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I ain't home
Wednesday, 25-May-11 21:59:48 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Lol, well, when you DO get home.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:30:01 UTC from web-
@drpiranha I am the home.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:31:52 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony You're a home? Cool, what's it like?
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:33:31 UTC from web-
@drpiranha spacious. And there's always something inside me.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:34:55 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Or some one. Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:36:59 UTC from web-
@drpiranha yeah, laugh it up.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:38:05 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony That I shall! *Giggles and yuks it up*
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:39:12 UTC from web-
@drpiranha you apples
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:40:14 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Were you pointing at my donkey?
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:42:42 UTC from web-
@drpiranha sure thing bro.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:44:10 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Well, in that case, yes, he is pretty papayas-ish.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:45:19 UTC from web-
@drpiranha he looks like he needs a shower
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:46:25 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Yes, I was actually giving him one today.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:47:36 UTC from web-
@drpiranha ah, good man.
Thursday, 26-May-11 00:48:48 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Jawohl!
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:39:03 UTC from web-
@drpiranha i am a potato
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:40:11 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony carful emotional outbursts use more than 1.1 volts of power.
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@madflavors obscure portal 2 reference ftw
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:43:45 UTC from web-
@squishy Portal 2 references are not obscure and never will be.
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:45:16 UTC from web-
@ponybis I suppose, obscure was probably the wrong word
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:45:58 UTC from web
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@madflavors still haven't played it.
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:45:26 UTC from StatusNet Android
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@carcinopony Lol. "This is the part where he kills us." "Well, this is the part where I kill you."
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:51:06 UTC from web-
@drpiranha Chapter 6 - The Part Where He Kills You. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - The Part Where He Kills You
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:51:49 UTC from web-
@zarkanorf Man, I think that's the part where he kills you.
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:52:47 UTC from web-
@drpiranha No, I'm pretty sure that's the part with the sloppy makeouts with POTaTOS and Chell
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:53:49 UTC from web-
@zarkanorf Oh, right, of course. How could I be so stupid?
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:55:30 UTC from web
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@drpiranha haven't played it~
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:54:59 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Orly?
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:56:05 UTC from web-
@drpiranha ya really
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:57:59 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony :3
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:58:54 UTC from web-
@drpiranha now we fight
Thursday, 26-May-11 01:59:33 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony With what?
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:01:02 UTC from web-
@drpiranha the disks of our video games.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:02:41 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Ah. Well, dinner comes first.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:06:15 UTC from web-
@drpiranha nooooOooooOOOooo
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:07:32 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Jes.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:08:53 UTC from web-
@drpiranha get out.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:12:17 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Aaaw, you meanie!
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:13:22 UTC from web-
@drpiranha that's me!
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:15:34 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Tommy Wiseau?
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:16:12 UTC from web-
@drpiranha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:17:09 UTC from web-
@loak :D You like the song?
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:17:42 UTC from web
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@drpiranha what a funny story Mark.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:17:20 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@carcinopony Did you get the promotion?
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:19:27 UTC from web-
@drpiranha @carcinopony I got the results of the test back.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:21:34 UTC from web-
@loak I definitely have breast cancer.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:23:50 UTC from web
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@drpiranha Since when!?
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:07:35 UTC from web-
@zarkanorf Since, about, 3 months now.
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:07:58 UTC from web-
@drpiranha Oh... oh snap. :c
Thursday, 26-May-11 02:11:09 UTC from web
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@abigpony I've got the mouth of a sailor. :)
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:38:31 UTC from web -
@abigpony Sweet. :3
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:46:04 UTC from web -
@drpiranha Sigh. For future reference, try to keep it clean here.
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:50:15 UTC from web-
@starshine Okie dokie!
Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:50:53 UTC from web
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