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  1. Finna get cancer from this heat pad http://ur1.ca/ghgb2

    Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:38:38 UTC from web
    1. @spookynanners 574.8 GB of Josh Peck

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:39:46 UTC from web
      1. @yodelerty you know it bb c;

        Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:40:45 UTC from web
    2. @vt3c Or a 4 TB HDD maybe

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:41:20 UTC from web
    3. @vt3c When apples got so bad to the point that I couldn't ignore it anymore, I devoted myself to an idea...a desire to be - and look - a certain way. I started drinking Slim Fast for every meal, months at a time (PLEASE don't do that, as it will destroy your liver and perhaps kill you), and lost 80 pounds in a year. I became a bodybuilder. I read up on Arnold's Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding and started boxing, too. I weighed 185 pounds of pure muscle. At one point, I could deadlift 365 lbs. as my max. I let my hair grow, too. After that, nobody screwed with me, and if they did, they did it with a huge twinge of fear.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:45:08 UTC from web
    4. @vt3c Nice. I know pressure points that could render a human in great physical pain or perhaps die at my hands, but ...you have to control that stuff, you know? I know how to screw up someone's legs like crazy if people ever fight me. Luckily, I've never been in a physical fight since 6th grade.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:51:22 UTC from web
    5. @vt3c We could spar one day

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:52:12 UTC from web
    6. @vt3c My cousin is a kung fu master and has told me ...a lot of things he probably should not have said. I know three ways to kill a man without having any physical strength at all. Four if you count physical strength and dedication. I know around 5 or 6 ways to screw you up and make you submit to me, though.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:54:23 UTC from web
    7. @vt3c Punches are the key to killing an adversary. They're extremely dangerous.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:56:49 UTC from web
    8. @vt3c I spoke to my father's senpai. He taught me the key to the best waifu. And why I should never ship. Ever.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:57:05 UTC from web
    9. @vt3c And actually, I take that back...I know four ways to kill someone instantly.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:57:43 UTC from web
    10. @vt3c heh. You mentioned the nose. Yes, that is a very tender spot for that.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:59:03 UTC from web
    11. @vt3c It's all about the *direction* you hit their nose, though.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:59:39 UTC from web
    12. @vt3c AWESOME. You rock.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 05:02:35 UTC from web
    13. @vt3c Yep. That nose thing is easy to do. Also, armpit, temple, and throat.

      Thursday, 23-Jan-14 05:04:36 UTC from web