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  1. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    Dealing with everyday life surrounded by closed-minded people, I like to relax on the internet by pretending to be one of those closed-minded people. Maybe I'll make a fake tumblr account and tell someone that jesus didn't die on Easter 6000 years after the world was created so that they can lick a butthole. The internet is an amazing place.

    Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:39:57 UTC from web
    1. Scribus Scribus

      @thatonestocking Of course He didn't die on Easter, he died on Good Friday.

      Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:41:22 UTC from web
      1. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

        @scribus That Friday doesn't sound very good

        Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:42:05 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @thatonestocking Well He got better.

          Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:44:17 UTC from web
          1. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

            @scribus Why does it mater if Jesus died for our sins if he just got undead again that doesn't seem like a logical thing to guilt me with.

            Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:45:38 UTC from web
            1. Scribus Scribus

              @thatonestocking I'm trying to think of either a serious theological reply or a joke but I'm coming up dry on both.

              Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:49:33 UTC from web
              1. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

                @scribus I've got a joke. Remember, if you don't sin Jesus died for nothing.

                Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:50:48 UTC from web
                1. Scribus Scribus

                  @thatonestocking . . . I suppose that if I sin more I get more forgiveness!

                  Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:52:04 UTC from web
    2. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

      @snowcone That's not canon

      Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:55:16 UTC from web