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Good morning. You died last night, welcome to the afterlife! We hope you enjoyed your stay in paradise.
Sunday, 20-Jul-14 19:43:33 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal When the hell was I in paradise?
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@thewaifutyphoon I understand you have a lot of questions. This is normal. You see, the easiest way to explain it is that you were in paradise your whole life.
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@northernnarwhal paradise entails that I'm having a good time. That didn't happen.
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@thewaifutyphoon Ah, you're one of those ones. How unfortunate, but ultimately that was out of our control here. Anyway, come with me. There are some people who would like to meet you.
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@thewaifutyphoon please relax while @northernnarwhal plays the best movie ever made for you.
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@northernnarwhal I refuse. Put me back in my body so I can resume hugging my pillow wife.
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@northernnarwhal that was paradise
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@thewaifutyphoon You have every right to be confused, but I must assure you that there's no going back. You go only go forward from here.
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@northernnarwhal Unless "forward" contains all of my waifus at the end of it, I refuse.
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@lunaloverchay Well of course! We tried, anyway.
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@thewaifutyphoon We don't like doing this part by force, but you may as well leave us no choice.
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@northernnarwhal I DEMAND TO SEE YOUR MANAGER
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@thewaifutyphoon It doesn't work like that here. I'm putting you back to sleep for a bit.
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@northernnarwhal if that was paradise hell would have been heaven
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@lunaloverchay The new ones are always so angry about their past lives. It says here you were very healthy. Now, mind you, this place is neither heaven nor hell. We don't believe in good and evil here.
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@northernnarwhal I was only 14
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