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  1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

    Those campers who are out to defend their sexuality from being stolen from them by kissing-conducive sleeping arrangements are far from crazy! All kinds of things can turn you gay at a moment’s notice! Here’s a short list of things guaranteed to turn you gay instantly and irreversibly.

    ♥ Getting bitten by a radioactive gay person.

    ♥ Getting caught in a nuclear reactor with a gay person.

    ♥ Getting caught in a belt of cosmic gay radiation.

    ♥ Testing a teleporter on yourself, realizing all-too-late that there is a gay person trapped in there with you, and having your DNA all jumbled up so that you slowly turn into a gay person which ruins your relationship with Geena Davis.

    ♥ Being born gay.

    ♥ Gay serum.

    So watch out, clearly the world is out to turn you gay against your will, and if you’re not careful how close your buddy’s face gets to your face, you might just end up suddenly and inexplicably having a different sexual preference!

    Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:48:03 UTC from web
    1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @mastertdi What if I share a bag of chips with a gay person? Could that turn me gay? D:

      Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:51:14 UTC from web
      1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

        @redenchilada Do not provoke the gay. In a sneaky act of self-defense, they will secrete a sexuality-changing enzyme from under their fingernails. Wear gloves and ensure the gay does not feel threatened or unsafe. Perhaps play some Barry White and keep them warm with your body.

        Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:55:07 UTC from web
        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @mastertdi Do not feed the gay

          Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:56:25 UTC from web
          1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

            @nerthos Salty foods activate their feral gay urges.

            Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:57:06 UTC from web
        2. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

          @mastertdi Take your gay control pills every day to avoid contracting the gay from contaminated surfaces!

          Sunday, 14-Sep-14 00:00:01 UTC from web
          1. m14brony m14brony

            @redenchilada But do gay control pills protect someone from my bisexuality contaminating RDN?

            Sunday, 14-Sep-14 00:01:05 UTC from web
    2. m14brony m14brony

      @mastertdi The government is secretly putting gay serum in the drinking water.

      Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:53:34 UTC from web
      1. Chet Lemon Chet Lemon

        @m14brony That explains so much.

        Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:55:35 UTC from web
        1. m14brony m14brony

          @mastertdi What else would explain gay marriage being legalized across large swathes of the United States in such a short historical period?

          Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:56:15 UTC from web
          1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

            @m14brony Lizards. And the lizard king Obama.

            Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:57:04 UTC from web
            1. m14brony m14brony

              @nerthos All of whom have access to the public drinking water supplies.

              Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:57:33 UTC from web
              1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                @m14brony Wake up America

                Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:57:46 UTC from web
                1. m14brony m14brony

                  @nerthos The gay lizards are being bankrolled by communist Jews from outer space.

                  Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:58:37 UTC from web
                  1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                    @m14brony And yet the population is none the wiser.

                    Saturday, 13-Sep-14 23:59:19 UTC from web
                    1. m14brony m14brony

                      @nerthos They are completely oblivious of Leon Trotsky's Bolshevik mothership orbiting the planet.

                      Sunday, 14-Sep-14 00:00:11 UTC from web
                      1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                        @m14brony http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/776139

                        Sunday, 14-Sep-14 00:02:39 UTC from web
                        1. m14brony m14brony

                          @nerthos The gay mind control is unstoppable.

                          Sunday, 14-Sep-14 00:04:43 UTC from web