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  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    Welcome to Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, a short text adventure inspired by Rob Cantor.

    You're walking in the woods. There's no-one around, and your phone is dead.

    >Examine woods

    Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.

    Thursday, 23-Oct-14 21:43:57 UTC from web
    1. Narwhal Narwhal

      @thelastgherkin He's hungry for Human LaBeef

      Thursday, 23-Oct-14 21:45:19 UTC from web
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @nethernarwhal His name literally means "thank god for beef".

        Thursday, 23-Oct-14 21:47:07 UTC from web
        1. Narwhal Narwhal

          @thelastgherkin He's such a beefcake

          Thursday, 23-Oct-14 21:48:51 UTC from web