who wants to form a biker club
@rarity I can't ride a bike
@tiffany can you ride a motorcycle (also really)
@rarity I was on the back of one once (yes)
@tiffany learn how to both
@tiffany motorized two wheelers are actually easier than bicycles
@rarity what are the benefits of being in the club
@tiffany We get cool jackets and a clubhouse with booze
@rarity probably but I don't even like the prospect of driving an actual car
@rarity I don't drink booze I'm out
@tiffany there will also be soda obvs
@rarity is it too late to be back in
@tiffany well according to bike club rules I think I have to kill you now and burn off your back tattoo
@rarity in that order I hope
@rarity yellow jackets right? Can we do acapella too??
@tiffany I have to read the fine print
@awlelwa we can do that stuff I guess but the yellow jackets would be ONLY for acapella
@rarity I like to think the tattoo is of the fine print
@tiffany nope it's like, the WHOLE back kind of deal
@rarity like a tramp stamp for a professional tramp
@tiffany ye
@rarity boss
