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  1. Rarity Rarity

    a goddamn congressman came in to work today while my pants were ripped wide open

    Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 16:42:43 UTC from web
    1. Matt Matt

      @rarity Just so you know, this made my day so much better than it would have been otherwise.

      Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 17:47:11 UTC from web
      1. Rarity Rarity

        @mrmattimation I ripped them squatting down while recording a video for a car commercial and then Justin Amash shows up

        Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 17:48:39 UTC from web
        1. Narwhal Narwhal

          @rarity At that you have to turn to him super slowly, look him directly in the eyes, and say "Enjoying the view? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

          Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 17:50:37 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. Rarity Rarity

            @northernnarwhal seeing as he a part of the "Freedom Caucus" in the House I doubt he'd do much but call a priest

            Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 17:56:15 UTC from web
            1. Narwhal Narwhal

              @rarity To bless your booty, obviously

              Wednesday, 11-Nov-15 18:04:37 UTC from MuSTArDroid