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  1. Oh framerate... thou are a heartless mango...

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 20:22:47 UTC from web
    1. @critialcloudkicker sounds like someone is in serious dangers of being kicked out of the Master Race

      Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 20:27:35 UTC from web
      1. @zennx Maybe those people can help me out though. For some reason the framerate goes from potato-powerlevels to 60+ if I alt-tab some games on this laptop.

        I litterally can't seem to drive cars sub 30 FPS without bumping into every car on the road and their mom

        Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 20:38:34 UTC from web
        1. @critialcloudkicker tell me your game and specs

          Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 20:54:47 UTC from web
          1. @zennx GTA San Andreas. Compaq pressario 3345EA.

            Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 20:59:16 UTC from web
            1. @critialcloudkicker your 1st mistake was getting something made my Hewlett-Packard
              They make good printers, and grape everything else

              Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:01:44 UTC from web
              1. @zennx Sure... next time I dumpsterdive something I can fix with some magical voodoo and a hammer I will check for brandnames before actually doing so... then curse in various tongues should I find another HP thing... and probably still take it home :)

                Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:05:09 UTC from web
                1. @critialcloudkicker you used voodoo on an HP?
                  Are you MAD, you should know the Loa papayaing hate American companies.
                  What you need is good old chinese sourcery
                  turn that Potato Knishes into a Jiang-shi
                  but for reals tho, doublecheck the model, not even the deep webs know that model

                  Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:13:24 UTC from web
            2. @critialcloudkicker also, doublecheck the model number, google says no such model exists

              Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:03:14 UTC from web
              1. @zennx http://h20564.www2.hp.com/hpsc/swd/public/readIndex?sp4ts.oid=438775

                Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:12:53 UTC from web
                1. @critialcloudkicker Oh... a laptop, yeah that explains it

                  Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:16:24 UTC from web
                  1. @zennx That's the ONLY reason why I couldn't give a LOT of details. Processor type and model, motherboard make and model, what sort of RAM, and the GPU, because I would If I could, but I can't, so I did not.

                    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:18:18 UTC from web
                    1. @critialcloudkicker Run aida64 or something on it

                      Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:23:48 UTC from web
                      1. @nerthos @zennx ... I might just go do that... as soon as we board and I can get myself a new adaptor... Fairly certain this one just triggered the breaker.

                        Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:44:25 UTC from web
                    2. @critialcloudkicker control panel > Hardware & Sound > Device Manager
                      That'll give you a list of every piece of hardware on that computer (what you want from here is the Graphics card(s))
                      as for ram right click on My Computer > Properties
                      This will show you the CPU and RAM

                      Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 21:26:50 UTC from web