You'd all be spent before I even feel a buzz.
@awl Oh, I do need to travel more.
@awl By which I mean, implied challenge hypothetically accepted.
@scribus The trick is to act drunk all the time so noöne notices the difference.
@awl Really makes people uncomfortable when you're the bus driver, though.
@scribus Or when you're driving their cars into service bays.
@awl If daytime 90s reruns of 70s and 80s cop shows taught me anything, it's that mechanics are supposed to drink on the job!
@scribus But only the really good ones.
@colfax With a name that you just know isn't real.
@scribus It wasn't a cop show, but The Dukes of Hazzard had Cooter...
