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Sean Connery does not make a convincing Japanese man at all.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:04:42 UTC from web-
@scribus You should see George Lazenby trying to be gay.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:06:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin If you're referring to "On Her Majesty's Secret Service," it's been a while.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:07:54 UTC from web-
@scribus I am indeed. Bond imitating Sir Hilary Bray is certainly... something.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:10:16 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin It was an interesting entry on a lot of levels.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:13:17 UTC from web-
@scribus We had all the time in the world. ;_;
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:14:18 UTC from web
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@scribus You're a cool dude. Agree with me when I say that Bond is a Time Lord with Daniel Craig as his first incarnation, before he goes back in time to become Sean Connery and creates a parallel timeline in which he's been there since the 60s. Also his name is the Bachelor, since a bachelors is the other kind of degree that you can get that isn't a doctorate or a masters. AGREE WITH ME
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:13:20 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Sounds good to me! I was just leaning on the Connery-Lazenby-Connery sequence to suggest Connery had traveled forward for the time-travel requirement, you've got it much better reasoned.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:14:20 UTC from web-
@scribus Yes, that time travel bit is also part of it. I'm still trying to reconcile the original Casino Royale into it.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:17:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The non-Eon farce?
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:17:47 UTC from web-
@scribus That's the one. The non-Eon non-farce Never Say Never Again also fits in, provided it's Sean Connery's last outing and he goes back in time to be George Lazenby by the end of it.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:19:19 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin see ya
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:19:30 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin Fascinating.... One of these days... wait, no, several of these days I ought to sit down and watch them all in order.
Tuesday, 26-Jun-12 22:30:34 UTC from web-
@scribus Actually, there's a hole in this plan. Diamonds Are Forever opens with Bond killing Blofeld, the implicit reason being for what he did to Mrs Bond. Thus he had to revert from George Lazenby back into Sean Connery somehow.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 08:35:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've been thinking on this one since I woke up, and while I'm confident there's some solution, I can't puzzle it out -- quite yet. #latereply
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:25:51 UTC from web-
@scribus I'm thinking mind transference, temporary cosmetic surgery, temporary non-cosmetic appearance change, unstable regeneration, an extra regeneration from Lazenby back into Connery, Lazenby being a different person (doubtful), or a tiny Bond in a Bond suit. And that's just for starters.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:29:10 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I was thinking either that there might have been two separate Connery-esque incarnations by strange coincidence, or that Lazenby went back and told Connery so Connery came forward to catch Blofeld unaware. But then, I had just woken up at the time.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:30:59 UTC from web-
@scribus Maybe Lazenby had a premonition that he was going undercover as Bray so he changed his face well beforehand. Or Connery is controlling a Lazenby-ganger. Or there was a biological metacrisis.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:34:34 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Lazenby was never a separate incarnation but a makeup effect?
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:35:49 UTC from web-
@scribus Or he's a Watcher, or a thing like Cho Je. A manifestation of an upcoming incarnation that hasn't quite happened yet.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:39:23 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've got a lot of Doctor Who catching up to do....
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:40:08 UTC from web-
@scribus Oh yeah, I forgot that half of this might be going over your head.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:41:52 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Half of that half is grazing my hair, though. I did some reading.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:42:33 UTC from web-
@scribus Cho Je was a dude who hung around and assisted a Time Lord Buddhist monk named K'anpo Rimpoche in "Planet of the Spiders". Sooner or later we found out that he was only a projection of K'anpo's next incarnation given sentience by K'anpo mentally. When K'anpo died, Cho Je faded away, and then K'anpo was Cho Je.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:47:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Whoa. Killer!
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:48:22 UTC from web-
@scribus That analogy falls down about when compared to Bond, though, since Lazenby only did one film.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:49:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin True.
Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 17:50:18 UTC from web-
@scribus Well, this is a colossal coincidence. http://comics.shipsinker.com/?id=620
Friday, 29-Jun-12 09:08:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Wow. Far out, man, guess there's something in the water.
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@scribus There's something in the water? Dang, and just when I thought it was safe to go back in! http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/b/be/Jaws.jpeg
Friday, 29-Jun-12 14:24:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Think he had anything to do with the whole "grill" thing some rappers do? Because if so they've been doing it wrong, they don't look tough like him.
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@thatonepony Had me going for about the first half, good incorporation of (possible) reality into your BS.
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@thatonepony Probably not that far from fact...
Friday, 29-Jun-12 14:32:03 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Also, tangentially, I once saw a coupon for an indoor swapmeet booth offering Mothers' Day specials on grills.
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@thatonepony The word legitimate has no place in that sentence.
Friday, 29-Jun-12 14:35:35 UTC from web -
@thatonepony HAHAHAHHAHAA...wait what??
Friday, 29-Jun-12 14:35:44 UTC from web -
@thatonepony Also I'm now waiting for rappers to take after "Die Another Day" and start imbedding diamonds into their faces.
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@thatonepony Whoa, 75%!?
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@thatonepony I can see that posing a challenge.
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@thatonepony Oh, other people's poor decisions... when won't you be a hilarious topic?
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@thatonepony This is true.
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@thatonepony Now you've got me wondering what kind of cutie mark would even go with that talent. (A bucket?)
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Friday, 29-Jun-12 14:58:17 UTC from web
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