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  1. Metal eats exactly once per day. He only eats cheese, lettuce or grapes. If he eats cheese one day, he will not eat cheese the next, but will eat either lettuce or grapes with equal possibility for each. If he eats grapes, he will eat grapes again with 1/10 probability, cheese with 4/10 probability or lettuce with 5/10 probability. If he eats lettuce one day, he won't eat it again today, but he will eat grapes with probability 4/10 or cheese with probability 6/10.

    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:20:30 UTC from web
    1. @tiffany Have you been reading my toilet water?

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:20:57 UTC from web
      1. @metaltao All water is toilet water

        Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:21:15 UTC from web
        1. @tiffany Not my toilet water...
          Not after I use it that is...
          Stop speaking to it! It only speaks to me

          Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:21:56 UTC from web
          1. @metaltao Your toilet is a hussie

            Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:22:27 UTC from web
            1. @tiffany ... want to teach it a lesson? It is in my basement and I feed it nothing but Grapes, cheese, and Devil's Lettuce.

              Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:23:39 UTC from web
              1. @metaltao that's illegal

                Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:24:18 UTC from web
                1. @tiffany You are not my Prrime Overlard Donarld Trumpet

                  Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:25:58 UTC from web
                  1. @metaltao he is me and I am he

                    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:26:24 UTC from web
                    1. @tiffany *Bends over* Make my America Great again *Fishes out his hat and stands up*

                      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:26:52 UTC from web
    2. @tiffany Your math is hurting my brain

      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:26:22 UTC from web
      1. @metaltao you're the one in college

        Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:26:46 UTC from web
        1. @tiffany hOI!

          Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:27:14 UTC from web
          1. @metaltao don't do this to me

            Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:28:16 UTC from web
            1. @tiffany I like how you have no reaction to the last statement.

              Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:28:57 UTC from web
              1. @metaltao I have one, it's just incomprehensible by human legibles

                Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:29:59 UTC from web
                1. @tiffany Instructions:
                  Step 1: Take face to keyboard

                  Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:30:20 UTC from web
                  1. @metaltao this explains a lot

                    Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:31:06 UTC from web
                    1. @tiffany Well, duh, I a sharing my methods

                      Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:31:35 UTC from web
            2. @tiffany But alas, I will...

              Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:29:25 UTC from web