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"bible for minecrafters. histories from the Bible told block by block" http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/850989
Monday, 12-Sep-16 00:31:55 UTC from web-
@mushi I think there's an English version of this I saw it while working at Target
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@stumperman did you read it?
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@mushi No I walked away from it, Minecraft is DEAD
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@mushi >and God sayeth: "Noah, craft an ark, and place onto it a couple of each kind of mob, you're going to need to get inventive with the ones that are on fire"
>and God giveth Noah Creative Mode, so that he could build the ark without having to wait for 3 years
>and once Noah had done so God looketh at his work and saw that it was good, for God was running a 2k texture pack
>and then did God raise the water level by 300 vertical cubes, drowning all the other scrubs in the server, including Noah, kuz constructs don't float in minecraft
>and then Noah started mangoing in [world] chat and God got fed up with his FrankerZ and perma-banned his dumb ass
>Then God , using his |_337 h4x0r sk1llz changed the dirt blocks into active TNT blocks and laughed as the server lagged with sick explosionsScribus likes this. -
@zennx 2k texture pack, shaders mod, on a server, 15 fps
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@zennx alternative end: noah puts creepers in the ark and it exploded
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