1. The ultimate dilemma: I've only eaten 700 calories today and need at least 500 more. I have a single bottle of full fat Pepsi. Do I drink the Pepsi and hit my calorie goal but have no caffeine tomorrow. Or do I deprive my body tonight and bask in the sweet nectar come morn?

    Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:17:21 UTC from web
    1. @tiffany Coffee has like zero to five calories, change your addictions.

      Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:18:07 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. @scribus But I need these calories Scribus you ignorant mango

        Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:18:45 UTC from web
        1. @tiffany Oh, right, Potato Knishes...

          Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:19:39 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. @scribus also coffee is for people who aren't grasping onto their childhood with the juxtaposing grip of a man on the brink of nihil

            Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:20:37 UTC from web
            1. @tiffany That might explain why I've recently gone back to soda for my fix.

              Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:21:36 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              1. @scribus Brother

                Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:21:58 UTC from web
            2. @tiffany @scribus Excuse me, but this sentence is a bit over the top, isn't it?

              Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:35:52 UTC from
              1. @monsterbater Only if you're a word baby

                Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:36:36 UTC from web
              2. @monsterbater I'm kind of tall, I only know life over the top.

                Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:42:13 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        2. @tiffany Reading speed means nothing without reading comprehension. #

          Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:21:02 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    2. @tiffany Eat everything full blast today and tomorrow. The end is near. Enjoy the ride.

      Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:26:07 UTC from
      1. @monsterbater If I had food to decimate I wouldn't have this very real problem I had ten minutes ago before I caved and drank all of this Pepsi

        Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:27:20 UTC from web
      2. @monsterbater #

        Wednesday, 18-Jan-17 21:28:12 UTC from MuSTArDroid