1. A guy I knew in high school just came to my store trying to steal something. Nice!

    Monday, 03-Jul-17 02:07:07 UTC from web
    1. @mrmattimation So I take it he didn't get away

      Monday, 03-Jul-17 02:39:44 UTC from web
      1. @scribus no, his strategy was bananaing retarded. He's one of the usual suspects, he comes in, scans an item at self checkout, messes around in the product lookup as if he's looking for fruit until nobody's watching, then books it with the item. Today though he was literally the only one in the store so I just stared at him the entire time and he tried to keep up the ruse for a full five minutes before finally giving up and leaving. It was pretty funny, actually.

        Monday, 03-Jul-17 03:05:49 UTC from web
        1. @mrmattimation haha, nice

          Monday, 03-Jul-17 03:11:59 UTC from web