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Today, I saw the boss jew. He had a bigger beard than the others, and a nice hat, and even some cyan thingies hanging from his coat. He talked to a woman with a child, and then went to other jews' stores. Then he entered them one by one, and shouted at the owners. One of the merchants, a man in his mid 50s, without beard and with a humble round jew hat, left his store angry and started spitting the ground in front of his store. And then me and my friend became bored of following the boss jew.
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@nerthos Did he have mutton chops?
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@nixter He had a full beard.
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@nerthos Was it like a silver gray or black or brown or what.
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@nixter A brown beard. The man was in his 30s.
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@nerthos Oh. And what exactly was this jew's name?
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@nixter I don't know. We were playing spies.
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@nerthos Tell me everything I need to know about the Riddler.
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@anarchycarcino "okay, okay! Just don't hurt me!"
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@starlynx4 Of course.
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@anarchycarcino god, I don't know how many times I've listened to that. I must find those riddle answers.
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@anarchycarcino The Riddler? Hmm... 1998, Nightwish, about three or four minutes long, metal, from the album Oceanborn.
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@nerthos Spies? Very good, mentlegen.
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@nixter We used gummy dinosaurs to make ourselves less suspicious.
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@nerthos GENIUS. Once I stalked people for no reason and never learned anything. D:
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@nixter Heh. I have my ways of doing stuff.
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@nerthos Although I think I found a drug deal going down one day, I was walking the dog and behind this school I saw a sleazy guy looking around franticly, then a guy on a motorcycle with a tinted helmet rode up to him, and gave him something, and he got something and they just left. O.O
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@nixter Well, you're probably right on that one.
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@nerthos I'm always right on being at the wrong place at the right time. :P
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@nerthos Boss Jew. You've got some great lines, man.
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@starlynx4 He was the boss, that much was obvious. He wasn't a rabbi, though, because he didn't have those white things over his coat.
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@nerthos he wasn't a rabbi, because he was the Boss Jew. He is higher ranked than a rabbi in the Jewish militia.
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@starlynx4 True. The other jews didn't like him, but they still obeyed him.
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@nerthos he's like that teacher you showed me. You don't like him, but you better show him the proper respect. And the proper grammar.
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@starlynx4 Mr. Kamei=
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@nerthos Mr. Kamei and the Boss Jew should have a nice firm handshake.
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@starlynx4 But the Boss jew was so unpolite!
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@nerthos you guys have weird hobbies
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@mushi Yeah, but it's so fun...
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@nerthos i've been followed by a cop, it wasnt do funxD
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@mushi Why were you followed?
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@nerthos maybe they thought i was suspicious. it was hot and i was in my coat, with a backpack, and people dont ususally thing the long haired guys are good people
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@mushi Hot, coat and backpack? They probably tought you were hiding something.
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@nerthos maybe that. at least i made him wastehis time by making nothing wrong there. take that cop
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@mushi "You're coming with me, little man, for wasting police's time and resources"
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@nerthos they will never get me alive!
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@mushi That's the spirit mushi! Bomb the place!
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@nerthos i'd explode my calculus 1 book on his face!
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@mushi Do nitroglycerin.
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@nerthos i didnt know how to make that back them
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@mushi But you can now take revenge
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@nerthos good, i will get my coat again and dee if the cop will follow me now. no one messes with a chemistry student
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@mushi The mushi bomber that bombs at mid day.
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@nerthos And it's funny, my family calls me a jew because 1. I have a big nose 2. I love money 3. I'm starting to get slide burns 4. I have curly hair that looks like a jew :P
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@nixter We had a plan in case he noticed and abducted us to his secret synagogue. It consisted on taking a coin and strongly damagin it against the ground, to be kicked out bcause of blasphemy.
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@nerthos I would do the same as the jews...
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@nixter We needed a way to escape.
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@nerthos Back up plans are great.
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@greydragon412 It's a great song.
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@greydragon412 I'll try to get a spare set of earbuds.
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@nerthos Hahahaha, epic day :D
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@cthulhufhtagn You said mazel tov!
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@nerthos GAAAAAAAHH D:
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@cthulhufhtagn They're taking hold of you! We must fix that before the night of hanukah, or it will be permanent!
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@nerthos We shall damage a coin against the ground while we listen to Slayer, for the glory of Satan, of course.
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@cthulhufhtagn THERE IS NO SATAN
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@nixter LIES!
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@nixter And then the rest of my life is just deppresion and hating my life -_- Worst bed time story. xD
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@lovebug I know how that feels... *snuggles* :<
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@nixter LIES http://ur1.ca/9yfg3
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@cthulhufhtagn So you a swedish black who loves the old ones? SEEMS LEGIT
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@dariusponyperson No, I'm Nerthos' apprentice :3
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@cthulhufhtagn It's funny how you still hold to that title, even with your actual capabilities.
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@nerthos Hey, I still have things to learn xD
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@cthulhufhtagn True, we both have.
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@nerthos Yes, but you're a kind of guide.
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@cthulhufhtagn And you're kind of a great motivation to work on this all.
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@nerthos Oh, stop it, you (?)
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@cthulhufhtagn Oh you~ always so humble.
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@nerthos Haha, yup :3
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@cthulhufhtagn But now, it is not time for humility. Now it is time for pizza and sleep deprivation party!
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@nerthos But I have to go to school tomorrow :c
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@cthulhufhtagn Awww... Well, school party then!
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@nerthos Come to my school (?)
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@cthulhufhtagn Yay! Ok, let me put my coat on, and get a sword. Today we dine in hellatina de frambuesa.
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@nerthos HAHAHAHA. No, really, that'd be pretty awesome xD You, scaring all of my partners :D
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@cthulhufhtagn Well, that's what I do. But I'd have to first talk to those cops at the gates, and befriend them. I don't think that would be difficult, though.
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@nerthos But we won't be at school, we'll be at that theater.
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@cthulhufhtagn True! Well, maybe then. If it's at morning, I could.
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@nerthos Oh, no. It's at the evening, well, nevermind then xD
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@cthulhufhtagn A shame. Next time I'll try to have more free time.
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@nerthos Ok :3
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@cthulhufhtagn We totally need to scare all those guys.
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@nerthos Scare them... TO DEATH
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@cthulhufhtagn With fire and red lights!
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@nerthos And soap!
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@cthulhufhtagn YES! How could I forget! The substance that vermin fear most!
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@nerthos VERMIN SUPREME
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@cthulhufhtagn And so, maese Vermin gaveth that man the gay, with his marvelous powder.
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@nerthos He was wearing such a beautiful boot-hat.
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@cthulhufhtagn Indeed. Fashion unseen by the eyes of man in centuries.
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@nerthos Indeed indeed. Hey, we should buy corpse paint, and blacker stuff.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yup. I should finish that armour too.
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@nerthos That will be an epic day. Really. Trve Norwegian Black Day.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yup. So many people will be scared. We'll run behind cats and all that fun stuff.
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@nerthos If it's a rainy day, it will be better.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yeah. Some rain would be good now, I could throw soap towards the parking, and cleanliness would rain upon those who are polluting the neighborhood.
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@nerthos I can't understand why nobody tells them out.
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@cthulhufhtagn Well, they stopped. It seems the very mention of a soap rain makes them run to their holes.
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@nerthos Macumba
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@cthulhufhtagn i dint knwo that was a word out there
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@mushi Haha, yes.
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@mushi It is in all of south america.
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@nerthos i learn something everyday
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@cthulhufhtagn Yeah, but... it seems we now control the macumba. Interesting. Let's see what we can do with it, shall we?
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@nerthos We shall.
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@cthulhufhtagn We need popcorn, wine, candles, shiny cookware, pictures and sapos!
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@nerthos And chicken.
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@cthulhufhtagn Yup. We'll create the most massive macumba ever!
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@nerthos We'll macumb(?) everybody!
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@cthulhufhtagn CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DARK MAGICIANS YAY!
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@nerthos WOOO HOOO!
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@cthulhufhtagn Well earn our umbanda cutie marks.
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@cthulhufhtagn Soap as in dropping the soap.
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@nixter That's what they said to Skrillex when he was in jail. Didn't turn out good.
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@cthulhufhtagn Skrillex is an idiot. And dubstep is horrible.
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@nixter I know. That incident caused several brain damages on him. Probably the guy that told him to drop the soap was a bassist.
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@cthulhufhtagn I bet he was. And what happened next? Skrillex started to think his name actually was Skrillex so he started to bang on the wall and make drooling noises and got someone to say "My name is Skrillex" Over and over again and then played it all backwards?
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@nixter Exactly.
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@cthulhufhtagn And he decided one day he should do it again but this time hit the wall TWICE as hard?
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@cthulhufhtagn @nerthos NO THERE IS NO SATAN YOU HAVE NO SAVOUR MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Anime sucks btw)
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@nixter I don't like people to savour me D:
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@nixter Burn, heretic! Satan is real! He lives inside all the red lights in our daily lives.
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@nerthos HOW ABOUT NO.
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@nixter I shall destroy you!
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@nerthos Destroy? With what, you're SATAN? PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT
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@nixter *your
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@nixter I'm not Satan. I'm not red and I don't glow.
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@nerthos dont you have a tail and horns?
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@mushi Nope. I wouldn't mind them, but I don't.
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@nerthos You calling me Satan boy?
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@anarchycarcino lol,m they already called me like that fo playing yu-gi-oh!
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@anarchycarcino ...No?
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@nerthos I have all of these dominant traits.
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@anarchycarcino Lies. You're latino coloured.
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@nerthos I am the color of el Diablo!
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@anarchycarcino ANTHRAX. SOON.
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@cthulhufhtagn Wrong address.
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@anarchycarcino Don't care, one day you'll be at your house, your grandpa will say "Hey, Andy, here's something for you" and you'll have anthrax.
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@cthulhufhtagn I DON'T TALK TO MY EXTENDED FAMILY WAHHHHHHHHH
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@anarchycarcino YOU WILL
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@cthulhufhtagn Only after D-man does what I want him to do.
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@anarchycarcino D-man sounds pimp-ish. I don't know who you are talking about.
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@cthulhufhtagn Nerthos. His first initial followed by man.
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@anarchycarcino Honestly, I have to check Skype logs to remember what you wanted xD
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@nerthos My shipping.
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@anarchycarcino We already talked about that.
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@nerthos I know. And when it is completed I'll talk to my grandfather and get Anthraxed.
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@anarchycarcino It's funny, how your shipping schemes could destroy you, and you're OK with it.
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@nerthos Psh. So.
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@anarchycarcino So?
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@nerthos We both already know I'm going to die.
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@anarchycarcino Only because that's what you want.
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@nerthos Hush you.
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@anarchycarcino You know it's true.
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@nerthos The future wills it?
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@anarchycarcino It is only your will. You want to die, and that's why you will.
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@nerthos Destiny!
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@anarchycarcino Destiny is just an extension of the wills of those with the strenght to command the world.
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@nerthos DESTINY
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@anarchycarcino Destiny is, literally, for tools.
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@nerthos DeStInY!
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@anarchycarcino Whatever.
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@nerthos I can't get the internet to work.
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@anarchycarcino Hm?
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@nerthos I have the cable plugged into my laptop. No web.
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@anarchycarcino Weird. Maybe the network is disabled?
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@nerthos Shouldn't be, it was working on their computer just fine.
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@anarchycarcino Software-disabled from your laptop.
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@nerthos Lol wut.
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@anarchycarcino I mean this. http://ur1.ca/9yfor
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@nerthos I got in for a second by restarting the network. The light thay says 'send' isn't working.
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@anarchycarcino Then it's the router?
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@nerthos Bleh. Work damnit.
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@nerthos its says I'm in. What.
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@anarchycarcino Scumbag router?
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@anarchycarcino Hm. It says everything's ok.
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@nerthos Skype seems to be working, bit nothing else is. I don't know.
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@anarchycarcino Well, I'm a hardware/offline software technician. I don't know that much about networks. You should ask Cerulean or Minti.
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@anarchycarcino Try pinging Google?
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@anarchycarcino Oh xD
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@anarchycarcino ...Red, white and green?
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@nerthos Bené.
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@nerthos I FIXED MY ERRORS OK
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@nixter YOU'RE DROWNING IN ERRORS!
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@nerthos Yeah and I hate myself for that.
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@nixter Satan could help you, but you insulted him.
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@nerthos He's only ok in The Binding of Isaac other than hat he can GTFO.
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@nixter Ok, you're just being unpolite now. Begone.
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@nerthos Hey The Binding of Isaac is a great game and you know it.
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@nixter Haven't played it. Horrible drawings.
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@nerthos Die.
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@nixter I don't do that. One day I shall visit you on your death bed, and then I'll say "Those drawings were horrible" and for the glory of shiny Sata, you'll die.
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@nerthos Sata? THE GLORY FOR A HARD DRIVE?
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@nixter Terabytes of glory!
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@nerthos I only have gigabytes... D: 250 of 'em.
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@nixter Haha! Your petty hard drive can't compare!
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@nerthos NOBODY. SAYS. bananas. TO. MY. HARD DRIVE. *Zer0 mode*
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@nixter You mean, nonexistant on reality and devoided of value?
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@nerthos Zer0, as in the beast guy in my avatar.
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@nixter Oh. I tought he had some genetical problem affecting the normal growth of his right arm.
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@nerthos I think he's an alien or a robot no one really knows.
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@nixter But he's still asymmetrical.
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@nerthos NOTHING IS SYMMETRICAL.
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@nixter That's what you believe. And that's why you only have 250GB.
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@nerthos All I need is 250GBs, tbh.
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@nixter That's because you don't know the glory of Satan.
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@nerthos I don't need Satan. All I need is my Katy Perry songs.
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@nixter HAHAHA oh man.
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@nerthos Yeah you got it good.
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@minti Curses, Minti! Fooled again! I shall take my revenge!
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@nerthos >:3
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@minti Your modhood won't protect you from Satan's fury! He'll ruin all your pizza!
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@nerthos Noo! Anything but the pizza!
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@minti Haha!
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@cthulhufhtagn Yes! Satan feeds the hobos and protects us from circumcision!
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@nerthos He's so nice.
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@cthulhufhtagn Indeed, my friend. His red light will guide us through the dark valley that life is, towards pizza and apotheosis!
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@nerthos Yum yum godhood
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@cthulhufhtagn Godhood is the taste of the best of pizzas, shaped as a five pointed star, and cut with the knife that pierces the holy tomato.
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@nerthos poor holly tomato, it was my best friend
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@mushi But, so tasty...
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@nerthos Cooked on Avernus' flames.
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@cthulhufhtagn Unholy flames to make it crunchy.
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@thatonestocking it takes only one bullet to kill the both the cop and i !
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@thatonestocking not really, i'm so skiny that any bullet they shoot me would probably hit someone behind me
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@thatonestocking yu no fun >=(
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@greydragon412 i found that humorous
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@mushi It's over-used and stuff. I got a 9/11 joke about dubstep but people would prolly hate me for it...
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@greydragon412 Ok. Dubstep was actually created by the terrorists. NEEEEEEEEEEEER BOOM BAWAWAWAABABAWBAWBABAWB.
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