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I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web-
@tiff Have your butler do it for you
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@nerthos my butler is dead
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@tiff And you didn't invite me to the funeral? what kind of friend are you
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@nerthos your friend is dead
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@tiff I'm missing all the afterparties
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@nerthos the afterparties are
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@tiff This is why your parents didn't teach you to tie your shoelaces
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@nerthos fair riposte
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@scribus \m/
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@tiff I'll teach you for $100
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@nerthos nah i don't want you to spend $100 just to see me fail, thanks for the offer tho
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@tiff I'll record it and make $1000 from youtube
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@nerthos a trillion views? damn
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@tiff I think I can turn a profit paying indian children to watch the video over and over again
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