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  1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    A string walks into the bar and asks for a drink. The barman says, "Sorry, we're discriminative against strings for some reason. I won't serve you." So the string goes outside and ties himself into a not and takes off his aglets so his ends fray, and he goes back into the bar and asks for another drink. The barman says, "Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?" And the string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

    Friday, 14-Sep-12 14:59:16 UTC from web
    1. Sir E. Hooves III Sir E. Hooves III

      @thelastgherkin http://db.tt/w2R38a2Z

      Friday, 14-Sep-12 15:03:15 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      1. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

        @eaglehooves That's not... animated for some reason. It's just a partial drum kit sitting around.

        Friday, 14-Sep-12 15:05:42 UTC from web
        1. Scribus Scribus

          @thelastgherkin Story of my life. . . . Somehow.

          Friday, 14-Sep-12 15:06:10 UTC from web
        2. Sir E. Hooves III Sir E. Hooves III

          @thelastgherkin ...dumb computer. You get the idea!!

          Friday, 14-Sep-12 15:06:27 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

      @thelastgherkin Before I remembered the punchline the joke was about the string going on a crusade against discrimination

      Friday, 14-Sep-12 15:06:46 UTC from web