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  1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

    Bahahaha wow. I was looking through local job openings, and saw one for "Graphic / Web Designer", which sounded interesting, so I decided to check out their site. This was (with the exception that I removed their name) exactly the entire source of their current homepage: http://dpaste.com/802195/

    Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:22:27 UTC from web
    1. Omni Omni

      @bitshift I like that homepage.

      Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:23:13 UTC from web
      1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

        @omni The best bit is that it doesn't actually render anything, because of a mistake you may well have already spotted. :P

        Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:23:56 UTC from web
        1. Omni Omni

          @bitshift OH GOD HE FORGOT HALF THE TITLE TAG

          Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:24:30 UTC from web
          1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

            @omni Oh yes. :D

            Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:24:46 UTC from web
          2. Bit Shift Bit Shift

            @omni I'm not sure what would amuse me more: if they need a new web guy because the last one did that, or if they already got a response to that job opening, and that page was the result.

            Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:26:07 UTC from web
            1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

              @bitshift looks like a placeholder page to me

              Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:32:49 UTC from StatusNet Android
              1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

                @redenchilada A miscoded one, at that.

                Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:33:16 UTC from web
                1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                  @bitshift Looks like they threw something up to occupy the domain while they got a web designer.

                  Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:34:29 UTC from StatusNet Android
                  1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

                    @redenchilada Pretty much, but you'd think they'd at least check whether it loads before calling it done?

                    Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:35:06 UTC from web
                    1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                      @bitshift HOW DOES CODE WOOOOORK screw it let's hire a web designer to do this for us

                      Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:36:55 UTC from StatusNet Android
                      1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

                        @redenchilada help how do i web

                        Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:38:38 UTC from web
                        1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                          @bitshift So did you apply for it?

                          Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:40:27 UTC from StatusNet Android
                          1. Bit Shift Bit Shift

                            @redenchilada Yes. I don't think I'll get it, since I'm not exactly a professional at web development, but hey, it couldn't hurt, and if I [i]did[/i] somehow get hired, I can at least do better than that placeholder. :P

                            Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:42:17 UTC from web
                            1. RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

                              @bitshift Dude, _I_ could do better than that placeholder.

                              Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:43:33 UTC from StatusNet Android
    2. rising superstar autumn rising superstar autumn

      @bitshift Jesus, I could do a better job of coding than that when I was in grade 2. I'm dead serious, too.

      Monday, 17-Sep-12 17:41:01 UTC from MuSTArDroid