It's half your age, plus seven, people! I know it's math, but it isn't hard math.
@scribus A newborn can date a 7-year old?!?!?
@adiwan And a 7 year old can only date a 10 year old, but the 10 year old could only date 12+
@scribus It's an endless chain of one-sided love.
@adiwan Infinite echoes of "Notice me, senpai!"