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  1. Scribus Scribus

    Petition to classify vaporware as a cryptid

    Monday, 27-Dec-21 18:54:04 UTC from web
    1. adiwan adiwan

      @scribus I'd imagine more a creature that affects people/corporations to become greedy with ambitions that results in vaporware. I imagine a millipede and snake hybrid (tail end rattle snake, body millipede, head snake with fangs) with large bug antennae with floofy balls at the ends. The cryptid uses the floofy balls to distract the victim and hide its hideous body and then bits the victim at the back of the head. The fangs inject some kind of venom that causes the feature creep/greed, which itself causes headaches and frustration. That is the nourishment it needs to asexually reproduce itself and affect others in the company.

      Monday, 27-Dec-21 19:30:01 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @adiwan That's pretty brutal

        Monday, 27-Dec-21 19:53:09 UTC from web
        1. adiwan adiwan

          @scribus As any good cryptid should be. A hideous creepy crawler that "explains" a bad thing in life and that multiplies itself by inflicting more of the bad thing.

          Monday, 27-Dec-21 20:01:38 UTC from web