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  1. I read a lot of Stephen King books, but the only part I don't like is when I'm all like, "Man, this is suspenseful and interesting." and then Stephen King is all like, "Alien Sex." And I'm like, "Whoa, Stephen King, hold up." And he's like, "Nah, bro. Alien Sex." Moral of the story is that you should read the first 100-200 pages of Stephen King books, and then the last 100-200 pages.

    Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:46:01 UTC from web
    1. @starenchilada I don't remember this in any stephen king books.

      Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:49:17 UTC from web
      1. @abigpony Tommyknockers, sorta kind of. And also, let's take a kind of cool girl character-sidekick and lets injure her crazy bad, and make her suicidal.

        Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:50:41 UTC from web
        1. @starenchilada that's every book

          Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:51:52 UTC from web
          1. @abigpony Yeah man. Makes me feel.

            Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:52:57 UTC from web
            1. @starenchilada feel what?

              Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:53:20 UTC from web
              1. @abigpony Feels. Makes me feel feels. And aliens.

                Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:54:02 UTC from web
                1. @starenchilada you want to feel up an alien?

                  Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:55:15 UTC from web
                  1. @abigpony Yes, gotta get my hands on some of those alien curves.

                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:56:20 UTC from web
                    1. @starenchilada ooh alien grl

                      Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:56:47 UTC from web
                      1. @abigpony Alien girls up in the club, they got those probes that we all love. Rhymin' and Stealin. OG.

                        Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:58:12 UTC from web
                        1. @starenchilada Whoa, probes? I don't roll with probes, man.

                          Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:59:45 UTC from web
                          1. @abigpony giggity.

                            Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:00:26 UTC from web
                          2. @abigpony You gotta get used to it. Probes all over me bro.

                            Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:00:49 UTC from web
                            1. @starenchilada It's not gay unless the probes are touching.

                              Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:05:42 UTC from web
                              1. @abigpony Or if its in a probesome. I'm all about them probesome.

                                Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:06:32 UTC from web
                                1. @starenchilada too many probes everywhere

                                  Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:09:42 UTC from web
                                  1. @abigpony Never enough probes.

                                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:10:36 UTC from web
                    2. @starenchilada And if this alien happens to be noncorporeal? Not every consciousness is restricted by the material plane, check your meatbag privelege. (That got harder and harder to type as I went on) XD

                      Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:58:33 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      1. @scribus My meatbag privilege is my right, not anybody elses. That's why I'm voting E.T. 2012.

                        Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:00:31 UTC from web
                        1. @starenchilada E.T 2012? Pssh. #

                          Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:01:18 UTC from web
                          1. @enchiladatra His ideas are stupid and wrong. He's a commie and he wants to destroy 'Murica.

                            Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:02:09 UTC from web
                            1. @starenchilada E.T is a Muslim. He consistently refuses to show his birth certificate.

                              Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:03:10 UTC from web
                            2. @starenchilada DONT THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT.

                              Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:05:02 UTC from web
                              1. @enchiladatra Too far?

                                Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:05:41 UTC from web
                                1. @starenchilada I dont think "unborn babies" Is much farther than "E.T is a muslim"

                                  Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:06:25 UTC from web
                                  1. @enchiladatra E.T. is a muffin.

                                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:06:43 UTC from web
                                  2. @enchiladatra You're right. I never go far enough. I gotta offend harder.

                                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:07:28 UTC from web
    2. @starenchilada Which book. I have a read a decent amount of King.

      Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:50:17 UTC from StatusNet Android
      1. @anarchycarcino Tommyknockers.

        Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:50:55 UTC from web
        1. @starenchilada Please eat my face.

          Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:53:17 UTC from StatusNet Android
          1. @anarchycarcino I need some bath salts, and we have to go to Miami.

            Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:54:26 UTC from web
            1. @starenchilada I'm in Miami trig.

              Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:56:16 UTC from StatusNet Android
              1. @anarchycarcino Cool. On my way.

                Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:57:10 UTC from web
                1. @starenchilada @abigpony Ayyyyyy sexy Xeno.

                  Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:58:08 UTC from StatusNet Android
                  1. @anarchycarcino Op Op Oppan.

                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:59:09 UTC from web
                  2. @anarchycarcino get out of our sexy alien chat.

                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:00:02 UTC from web
                  3. @anarchycarcino Oppan spaceman style.

                    Friday, 28-Sep-12 02:00:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid
        2. @starenchilada One of my favorite Blind Guardian songs!

          Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:54:59 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    3. @starenchilada It isn't always aliens. Sometimes it's just sex.

      Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:50:38 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. @scribus Yeah, but then it's like sex, and then insomnia, suicidal tendencies, or random death followed by whispers and inner monologues.

        Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:52:21 UTC from web
        1. @starenchilada I don't recall quite that much of "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon."

          Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:56:20 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. @scribus Double meanings. Gotta pay attention.

            Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:57:24 UTC from web
            1. @starenchilada I may well need to re-read it, then.

              Friday, 28-Sep-12 01:59:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid