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  1. Matt Matt

    ...we were hic married six hic months... whore... passes out

    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:39:16 UTC from web
    1. lol I died. lol I died.

      @zeldatra :( awww. Well, she's my least favorite of the mane6.

      Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:39:52 UTC from web
      1. Matt Matt

        @rainbowmaui We were going to have foals. They would have been adorable.

        Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:41:14 UTC from web
    2. Toothpaste Pony! Toothpaste Pony!

      @zeldatra Language please. :p

      Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:41:25 UTC from web
      1. Matt Matt

        @minti Sorry. My wife was sleeping with Rainbow Dash for a month. I'm really bitter right now.

        Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:42:43 UTC from web
        1. Firestorm Firestorm

          @zeldatra see im not one to like sleeping around either but... That would be exceptable. . . By 20%

          Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:45:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. lol I died. lol I died.

            @firestormdangerdash The other 80% is cardboard boxes

            Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:46:12 UTC from web
          2. Matt Matt

            @firestormdangerdash I see what you did there. Buck you.

            Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:46:45 UTC from web
        2. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

          @zeldatra Dash didn't steal AJ from you. #

          Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:46:34 UTC from web
          1. Firestorm Firestorm

            @thehighlander but you are secretly AJ! E#dunDUNDUNNNNN

            Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:47:12 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          2. Matt Matt

            @thehighlander YOU... YOU.... I'LL KILL YOU

            Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:47:14 UTC from web
            1. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

              @zeldatra bahahahaha

              Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:47:40 UTC from web
              1. Matt Matt

                @thehighlander She was pregnant, you monster...

                Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:50:09 UTC from web
                1. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

                  @zeldatra why do you think she went to me

                  Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:50:20 UTC from web
                  1. Matt Matt

                    @thehighlander :O They... They weren't mine? Oh. Oh god.

                    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:51:28 UTC from web
                    1. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

                      @zeldatra look, she needed someone when you were pronounced dead while you were out on duty.

                      Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:52:26 UTC from web
                      1. Matt Matt

                        @thehighlander ... I run a ****ing Marmite store.

                        Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:53:25 UTC from web
                        1. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

                          @zeldatra I kow you've put your past as a soldier behind you, but she hasn't. We haven't.

                          Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:53:59 UTC from web
                          1. Matt Matt

                            @thehighlander God dammit, the Gryphons would have conquered Equestria! I had to do something.

                            Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:55:28 UTC from web
                            1. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

                              @zeldatra but Applejack didn't need a hero. She needed a husband. Her kids need a father.

                              Sunday, 14-Oct-12 04:56:30 UTC from web
                              1. Matt Matt

                                @thehighlander ...I guess she doesnt need me. Best of luck to the two of you, I guess...

                                Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:00:16 UTC from web
                                1. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

                                  @zeldatra I feel bad for winning. :(

                                  Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:00:44 UTC from web
                                  1. lol I died. lol I died.

                                    @thehighlander Euvil!

                                    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:01:17 UTC from web
                                  2. tekkdan tekkdan

                                    @thehighlander You need to learn to share. Wait what do you mean it doesn't work that way?

                                    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:03:56 UTC from web
                                  3. Matt Matt

                                    @thehighlander Ok, alternate ending; we go to court and I win monthly Alimony payments.

                                    Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:04:20 UTC from web
                                    1. lol I died. lol I died.

                                      @zeldatra Don't you mean......Ali*pony* payments.....

                                      Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:05:03 UTC from web
                                    2. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

                                      @zeldatra you don't need alimony cuz of your monthly check the government sends you for being a hero

                                      Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:05:39 UTC from web
    3. lol I died. lol I died.

      @zeldatra Wooooah, settle the lingo bronysaur.

      Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:02:11 UTC from web
      1. Matt Matt

        @rainbowmaui My wife left me for that guy. I deserve colorful language.

        Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:03:18 UTC from web
        1. lol I died. lol I died.

          @zeldatra Use crayons...

          Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:03:30 UTC from web
        2. tekkdan tekkdan

          @zeldatra I know what else is colorful, hint hint. XD

          Sunday, 14-Oct-12 05:05:41 UTC from web