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  1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

    Alright, guys! Time to play a game. If you were going to a store, what three things would you buy to freak out the cashier? Rules: Don't put anything too NSFW.

    Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:20:40 UTC from web
    1. Matt Matt

      @desiros Lighter fluid, a box of matches, and a map of town.

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:22:09 UTC from web
    2. DiamondBladee Productions DiamondBladee Productions

      @desiros a bomb, only one shoe, and his car.

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:22:45 UTC from web
    3. A Big Pony A Big Pony

      @desiros a home enema kit and a bunch of crab meat

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:22:59 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    4. Matt Matt

      @desiros Ooh, better yet, the Qauran and any two other items.

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:24:46 UTC from web
    5. Crusader 8 Crusader 8

      @desiros easy. A cliche gun magazine, another blatant guy (like some bodybuilding thing) magazine and the girliest MLP brushable pony set. I'll tell the cashier "I was shopping without my girlfriend then realized I should get her something too." Pause for response, then say "yeah, that's why I figured she would want some stuff to read."

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:24:53 UTC from web
    6. DiamondBladee Productions DiamondBladee Productions

      @desiros mace, his house key, and his address.

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:25:09 UTC from web
      1. Matt Matt

        @bubbyt20000 But you can't buy these things.

        Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:25:51 UTC from web
        1. DiamondBladee Productions DiamondBladee Productions

          @zeldatra oh the things on ebay

          Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:26:21 UTC from web
          1. Matt Matt

            @bubbyt20000 Who the mangoes sells their keys and address on ebay?

            Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:27:08 UTC from web
            1. DiamondBladee Productions DiamondBladee Productions

              @zeldatra the same ppl who selk white pges and invites random ppl to a party

              Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:28:48 UTC from web
              1. Matt Matt

                @bubbyt20000 You make no goddamn sense.

                Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:30:28 UTC from web
                1. DiamondBladee Productions DiamondBladee Productions

                  @zeldatra thats what my six and a half sisters say

                  Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:31:34 UTC from web
                  1. Matt Matt

                    @bubbyt20000 Seriouslu, stop. It's not funny.

                    Friday, 23-Nov-12 00:32:20 UTC from web
    7. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

      @desiros Donuts, donut holes, and glue.

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 03:10:30 UTC from web
    8. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

      @desiros Goldfish (the pepperidge farm crackers), a fishbowl, and fish food

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 03:11:14 UTC from web
    9. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

      @desiros Half a watermelon, another half a watermelon, and duct tape.

      Friday, 23-Nov-12 03:11:35 UTC from web