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Quick! I need to know what happens to a man who just shattered his fist on a tree!
Saturday, 05-Jan-13 04:28:00 UTC from web-
@scribus He was awarded the Golden Medal of Idiocy of the Congress.
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@nerthos Well, it wasn't entirely his fault, the dude he was trying to punch had moved.
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@scribus inb4 some newb joins and makes a fluttershy joke
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@renovatedkitchen Oh yeah, that was funny once....
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@scribus You don't punch someone who has something harder than your fist behind him.
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@scribus fluttershy jokes were funny at one point?
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@nerthos Well, of course I don't. I might kick, try to catch him between my boot and the wall for extra crushing power, but I sure as hell wouldn't punch.
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@renovatedkitchen Moreso than now.
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@scribus Exactly. You have to first hold the guy, and if you want to use the wall, either kick, shoulder bash, or grab his head and push.
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@nerthos I don't think I'd shoulder-bash, but that's mainly because at my size I have a significant reach advantage that I would hate to voluntarily give up, especially when one of the best ways to fight someone tall is to jam their range.
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@scribus Against a wall or big tree, a shoulder bash after a knee or fist to the chest can cause LOTS of damage.
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@nerthos So you know what time it is?
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@anarchycarcino ADVENTURE TIME
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@chemicalbrony Ew
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@chemicalbrony Bed time.
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@anarchycarcino or time for us to get a life and get off the internet
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@nerthos That is true, but so can a really big, heavy boot to the sternum. Just about the same as stomping someone on the ground, really. Rib-cracking, heart-squishing, lung-emptying goodness! :D
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@chemicalbrony Never! NEVER!! D:<
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@scribus Yup, but that can be easily lethal. Sadly law dosn't allow us such fun.
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@nerthos Unless I can get the SOB to swing first....
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@scribus Yeah, but just hurting is far safer most of the time. I try to go for injuries like breaking arm sinew, excruciatingly painful and with consequences that last a lifetime, but with no death risk.
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@nerthos True, true. Dead men may file no personal injury lawsuits, but their families sure as hell file wrongful death ones!
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@scribus Exactly! And you can easily argue that you broke the guy's arm in self defense, to prevent him from hitting you or using something as a weapon without risking killing him.
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