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Scary thought. My car was designed to handle 210hp and I am going to e pushing around 500-550hp out of it. And driving it much harsher too. Sheesh.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:20:10 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Hey, if you modded the car, you probably modded it to make it handle those extra horses, right?
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:23:47 UTC from web-
@techdisk hehe. Well...... Uh. Yes? I put in a really strong clutch. Kinda doesn't help the situation
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:26:13 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen How much of the car is stock?
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:27:29 UTC from web-
@techdisk the pistons, rods, crank shaft, transmission, axles. All the power handling stuff. But I put in solid mounts so that it can handle power better. It's like a lot of good bandaids
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:28:41 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Well then let that tin can fly. I don't even know what i mean by that, but take it in a good way.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:31:11 UTC from web-
@techdisk until the transmission flies out and passes me on the freeway
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:33:18 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Put some duct tape on it. Hasn't red green taught you anything?
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:35:19 UTC from web-
@techdisk red green has taught me lots. I shall be sure to duct tape it. But what if I go into the US? The tape only works like that in Canada
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:36:32 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Use the duct tape that has eagles printed on it. And american flags. You only need one peice of that. In americuh eagles and flags are indestructable. Just be sure to use good ol canadian duct tape everywhere else.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:39:22 UTC from web-
@techdisk I totally didn't know! Thanks man! :D
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:40:15 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen no prpb, i would have said tape printouts of eagles and flags, but duct tape prints cover the best of both worlds.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:41:40 UTC from web-
@techdisk MY CAR IS EVEN AN EAGLE :o
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:43:01 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen There you go. Don't even need the tape in americuh. Just drive around running over buses and semi trucks.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:45:19 UTC from web-
@techdisk I should lift my car.....by like 10 feet. Make it all 'merican
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:46:18 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen The only thing standing in your way is Chuck Norris. And you know when he is around to avoid. You ALWAYS know. Unless he doesnt want you to.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:47:53 UTC from web-
@techdisk but he will love my super 'merican car
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:49:05 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Unless he views it as a challenge.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:51:19 UTC from web-
@techdisk in that case I better make the car more Texas and lift it by 30 feet
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:52:01 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen step one: take semi truck. Step 2: put eagle body on it. Step 3: ????? Step 4: PROFIT.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:53:47 UTC from web-
@techdisk super merica!!!
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:56:17 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen No, super 'merica would be aformented semi eagle with hood mounted machine guns, a gatling gun, and an in-dash holster for a desert eagle. (see what i did there?)
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:59:40 UTC from web-
@techdisk ah man. I bet every American is drooling after reading that
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:01:16 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen Oh, its also sponsered by mcdonalds so that all drive thru food is free.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:02:48 UTC from web-
@techdisk Ronald, yo! Ronald Micky-D!
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:04:56 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
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@renovatedkitchen HEY THAT'S NOT NICE ASSUMING AMERICANS WOULD DROOL OVER SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS THAT. WHERE ARE ALL THE CUP HOLDERS?
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:03:48 UTC from web-
@madflavours we couldn't fit ones big enough
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:05:38 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen understandable.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:06:59 UTC from web
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@madflavours The cup holders are those things that slide out of your computer when you press the little button on the front.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:06:12 UTC from web-
@techdisk oh neato
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:06:46 UTC from web
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@techdisk And yet the Desert Eagle wasn't even American.
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Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:04:59 UTC from web
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@techdisk Hah, I bet if many of them learnt it was made in Israel they'd try to make their own version or simply burn it as some sort of witchcraft. The Israelis named it the DE to mess with America anyway
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Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 06:09:17 UTC from web
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@techdisk oh god..
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@techdisk Handyman Corner was the only good part of that show.
Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 05:38:26 UTC from web
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